why are there so many ants on my desk?

who sent them?

how do i ask them to leave?

Originally posted by murrow
who sent them?

how do i ask them to leave?

Originally posted by darvlay
You don't ask, you threaten. With a knife, preferably.

Hide the sugar. It's too cruel to tease 'em with it. 🙂

Originally posted by murrow
okay i've threatened them with a knife.
i think they're laughing at me now.

there's no food of any kind.

why are they all over my desk?

Originally posted by murrow
there's no food of any kind.

why are they all over my desk?

They've made a home for themselves in some crack somewhere -- like termites???

Originally posted by scull17
They've made a home for themselves in some crack somewhere -- like termites???

Originally posted by darvlay
Start stabbing.

Originally posted by murrow
who sent them?

how do i ask them to leave?

Originally posted by murrow
i think my knife's too sharp, i keep missing, or just taking off a small portion of ant.

i'm finding my fist more effective.

Originally posted by darvlay
Place the flat edge of the blade under your fist as you pound, like your mincing garlic. That should double your kill efficiency!

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I wish those ants were emo.

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