why are there so many ants on my desk?

Originally posted by mokko
If you thought chemical warfare was a human invention, think again. Ants have been fighting each other with noxious substances since before humans even existed.

Originally posted by mokko
If you thought chemical warfare was a human invention, think again. Ants have been fighting each other with noxious substances since before humans even existed.

Originally posted by mokko
They're well prepared for battle.

http://www.pulseplanet.com/archive/Nov99/2001.html

Making new and improved technologically advanced weapons as we speak.

There are certain ants recently discovered in tropical Asia which have their bodies almost filled with a huge gland. These glands are filled with a sticky, toxic material and in extreme combat and stress, the ants contract their body wall violently causing the body wall to rupture and the glands to explode and spray toxic material over the enemy, so they are walking grenades.

Only the beginning........

Originally posted by mokko
Making new and improved technologically advanced weapons as we speak.

There are certain ants recently discovered in tropical Asia which have their bodies almost filled with a huge gland. These glands are filled with a sticky, toxic material and in extreme combat and stress, the ants contract their body wall violently causing the body wall to rupture and the ...[text shortened]... spray toxic material over the enemy, so they are walking grenades.

Only the beginning........

Originally posted by Wheely
mokko, you need to lie down. Those guys in the white coats will look after you.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
They invented suicide bombing too?!

We must rush to stop these Islamofascistmatriarchal villains! DOWN WITH ANTS!

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Take it easy on her. This is the only way she can get any guy at all.

I love ants me. 😀

Originally posted by mokko
Is nobody listening???!?!?!?!?!

They control the planet...YES they invented suicide bombing. They invented the entire world. Sheesh 😠

They're now using chemical secretions to controll the powers that be. It's all a part of their master plan. Ants will survive nuclear explosion.

The only chance of survival is through obedience.

Believe what you will. I've seen how they devour a human body.

Originally posted by Bowmann
You believe they'll be tyrants. 😵

Originally posted by Bowmann
You believe they'll be tyrants. 😵

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Getting up to their usual antics.

Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Oh dear. 😞

Originally posted by Bowmann
Didn't you anticipate his reply?