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why are there so many ants on my desk?

why are there so many ants on my desk?

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It has been estimated that an ant's brain may have the same processing power as a Macintosh II computer.

It's only a matter of time.

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Originally posted by mokko
It has been estimated that an ant's brain may have the same processing power as a Macintosh II computer.

It's only a matter of time.
they say that cockroaches will be the next big thing. . .them or slugs.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
they say that cockroaches will be the next big thing. . .them or slugs.
Ant brains are largest amongst insects. Mushroom shaped brain appendages have function similar to the gray-matter of human brains.

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Originally posted by mokko
Ant brains are largest amongst insects. Mushroom shaped brain appendages have function similar to the gray-matter of human brains.
bird food.

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Originally posted by mokko
With their combined weight greater than the combined weight of all humans, ants are the most numerous type of animal.

They will rule the earth. You've been warned.
According to the most recent statistics, the Americans are giving them a run for their money.

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Originally posted by mokko
It has been estimated that an ant's brain may have the same processing power as a Macintosh II computer.

It's only a matter of time.
The ants still have to perfect their interface, however.

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Originally posted by mokko
It has been estimated that an ant's brain may have the same processing power as a Macintosh II computer.
You mean, like, none at all?

Your encyclopedic knowledge of the ant is impressive indeed and must leave everyone in awe at parties. However, I fear you have missed out two important statistics which are surely vital if we are to truly understand all things ant.

They have six legs. They squish easily.

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They are all women. The only male ants are sex slaves to the Queen. This freakish race must be exterminated for the good of all things male! Those sissy boy male ants need to be taught to stand up for themselves and join in with the Brotherhood of Machoness.

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Originally posted by Wheely
You mean, like, none at all?

Your encyclopedic knowledge of the ant is impressive indeed and must leave everyone in awe at parties. However, I fear you have missed out two important statistics which are surely vital if we are to truly understand all things ant.

They have six legs. They squish easily.
I thought you defended ducks.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
I thought you defended ducks.
Well yes, I do. However, I have also been known to defend the odd ant in my time. I should point out that just because I acknowledge the undeniable truth that ants squish easy, I in no way condone their squishing.

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Originally posted by Wheely
Well yes, I do. However, I have also been known to defend the odd ant in my time.
Why do you only defend odd ants?

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Originally posted by Wheely
Well yes, I do. However, I have also been known to defend the odd ant in my time. I should point out that just because I acknowledge the undeniable truth that ants squish easy, I in no way condone their squishing.
Their squishability is conceded.

However, of what significance is the specific numerosity of their legs?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Why do you only defend odd ants?
Because the even ones called him a bad name 😛

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Why do you only defend odd ants?
Because even ants are balanced enough to require no defence

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Why do you only defend odd ants?
He doesn't want to appear evenhanded.

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