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why are there so many ants on my desk?

why are there so many ants on my desk?

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Originally posted by murrow
who sent them?

how do i ask them to leave?
You're such an infant.

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Originally posted by mokko
Ants have been here millions of years. Humans not so long. Our ancesters learned how to survive from the all knowledgeable ants. How soon we forget the great teachings of our mentors. The long lost scriptures all but forgotten. It was ants that taught us how to do the many things we now take for granted.

SUCH AS..................

LIVESTOCK FARMING:
Ant ...[text shortened]... e ants of the world unite our days are numbered. It will be death to ant crushers everywhere.
Didn't they also teach us knitting and hot air ballooning?

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Originally posted by Wheely
Surely it is enough to note their squishiness. However, the chitinous exoskeleton of the ant is actually their only anti-squish defence. That it is utterly useless at the task does not negate the fact of its function. I would therefore suggest that the squishy property of the ant is due more to the slimey, gooey nature of its insides than the poor properties of its pathetically inadequate armour.

Maybe we should take a vote on the matter.
They taste like butter.

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Originally posted by mokko
Ants have been here millions of years. Humans not so long. Our ancesters learned how to survive from the all knowledgeable ants. How soon we forget the great teachings of our mentors. The long lost scriptures all but forgotten. It was ants that taught us how to do the many things we now take for granted.

SUCH AS..................

LIVESTOCK FARMING:
Ant ...[text shortened]... e ants of the world unite our days are numbered. It will be death to ant crushers everywhere.
So, is this an adamant anti-ant rant, or an adamant pro-ant rant?

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Males die after mating.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I can't believe I used to like this guy. A fourdotter! Oh my Whale! 😠
Sorry to disappoint Nordles but I come from a long line of quatro-dotters and it's in my genes.

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Originally posted by mokko
They taste like butter.
I'm glad to know you are getting your protein.

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Originally posted by mokko
Males die after mating.
You misspelled leave.

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Originally posted by mokko
Males die after mating.
In humans, it's called marriage.

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I;m not the only one in the know


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/transcripts/2203crea.html

It's common knowledge

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Originally posted by mokko
I;m not the only one in the know


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/transcripts/2203crea.html

It's common knowledge
Good God!!

How does anyone find that page without some serious insect fetish?

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They're well prepared for battle.

http://www.pulseplanet.com/archive/Nov99/2001.html

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Originally posted by mokko
I;m not the only one in the know


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/transcripts/2203crea.html

It's common knowledge
My ant-ipathy is growing.

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Originally posted by Wheely
Good God!!

How does anyone find that page without some serious insect fetish?
Would that be bug-gery?

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If you thought chemical warfare was a human invention, think again. Ants have been fighting each other with noxious substances since before humans even existed.

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