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why are there so many ants on my desk?

why are there so many ants on my desk?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
you raise an interesting point, my friend.

i've killed about a hundred now.
i've already been demoted from a slug to pond scum for my reincarnation.
but after a couple of minutes the ants are back!

i'm going to have to find the source.

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Originally posted by murrow
i think my knife's too sharp, i keep missing, or just taking off a small portion of ant.

i'm finding my fist more effective.
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Forgive him father for he knows not what he does....

Ants are important components of an ecosystem. Their soil-moving skills make them important in nutrient cycling. They are a food source for many animals, including woodpeckers, bears, and, as any flyfisher knows, fish. Some subfamilies of ants can sting and thus may have some medical importance.

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Originally posted by mokko
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Forgive him father for he knows not what he does....

Ants are important components of an ecosystem. Their soil-moving skills make them important in nutrient cycling. They are a food source for many animals, including woodpeckers, bears, and, as any flyfisher knows, fish. Some subfamilies of ants can sting and thus may have some medical importance.
yeah but they're in my bedroom.

i don't WANT bears.

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They also eat pests harmful to crops and orchards. They destroy garden pests, killing small larvae and culling aphids before they can destroy the plant they are on. Ants kill 40% of newly hatched plant-feeding bugs and 30% of flies, making them more effective than some pesticides. One species of ants destroys up to 12,000 larvae a day!

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Originally posted by murrow
yeah but they're in my bedroom.

i don't WANT bears.
But maybe they are a good food source for penguinpuffins as well? They certainly must be for penguins, there must be a reason why so many penguins live in ant-arctica.

Anyway, be glad you don't have ants in your pants.

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...it should really be antiarctica...unartic..nonartic...otherartic....( this is
very cathartic )...

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Originally posted by murrow
who sent them?

how do i ask them to leave?
I had the same problem once. Ants EVERYWHERE...all over my desk. Then I discovered a severed toe under my chair. To this day, I don't know who it belonged to. I still have it. Its name is Brian.

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Originally posted by mokko
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Forgive him father for he knows not what he does....

Ants are important components of an ecosystem. Their soil-moving skills make them important in nutrient cycling. They are a food source for many animals, including woodpeckers, bears, and, as any flyfisher knows, fish. Some subfamilies of ants can sting and thus may have some medical importance.
Mokko re-affirms her hero status further!

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Originally posted by Wheely
Mokko re-affirms her hero status further!
So you aren't only a duck defender, but also an antefender?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
So you aren't only a duck defender, but also an antefender?
Yes but must NEVER mix defender and antefender together or there will be a huge explosion so huge that it will be really quite big!

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Originally posted by Nordlys


Anyway, be glad you don't have ants in your pants.
it's a matter of time.

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Originally posted by Wheely
Yes but must NEVER mix defender and antefender together or there will be a huge explosion so huge that it will be really quite big!
like pasta and antipasta.

NEVER TRY IT AT HOME.

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Originally posted by murrow
like pasta and antipasta.

NEVER TRY IT AT HOME.
If you mix pasta and antipasta, you'll get an antinvasion.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
If you mix pasta and antipasta, you'll get an antinvasion.
You sure it's not an antinversion?

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Originally posted by Wheely
Mokko re-affirms her hero status further!
Matthew 5:5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.

The meek are the ants people...THE ANTS!

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