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why are there so many ants on my desk?

why are there so many ants on my desk?

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Originally posted by Starrman
The ants are my friends,
they're blowing in the wind,
the ants are blowing in the wind.
Who?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Who?
Bob Dylant

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Originally posted by Starrman
Bob Dylant
The ants are blowing Bob Dylant?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
The ants are blowing Bob Dylant?
Subterrantian hmm-suck blows?

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Dude, so how did you finally get rid of them???????????? Did you send them to my house?????

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Originally posted by reader1107
Dude, so how did you finally get rid of them???????????? Did you send them to my house?????
He probably borrowed some of my neighborhood zombies, and the zombies has ant brains for appetizers.

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Well send them here, quickly! These things are driving me nuts!! OK, not that the difference is obvious...

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Originally posted by reader1107
Well send them here, quickly! These things are driving me nuts!! OK, not that the difference is obvious...
They puree the ant brains to make some sort of spread or dip. You'll have to ask the zombies when they get there.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
They puree the ant brains to make some sort of spread or dip. You'll have to ask the zombies when they get there.
I'll let them use my new blender even!

edit: Do they want tortilla chips or crackers?

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Originally posted by reader1107
I'll let them use my new blender even!
A blender would be perfect for puree-ing ant brains, I imagine. The zombies will be so happy (are zombies ever happy?) they may never leave.

I can only send you a limited supply of undead, because I have to save enough for Nordlys. I'm sending a bunch to her because she corrected my mistakes too often and got on my nerves (not to a Bowmann-esque extent, but still). We'll see how she likes sharing her home with zombies.

I did not ask if she has ants or a blender.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
A blender would be perfect for puree-ing ant brains, I imagine. The zombies will be so happy (are zombies ever happy?) they may never leave.

I can only send you a limited supply of undead, because I have to save enough for Nordlys. I'm sending a bunch to her because she corrected my mistakes too often and got on my nerves (not to a Bowmann-esque extent, b ...[text shortened]... ee how she likes sharing her home with zombies.

I did not ask if she has ants or a blender.
Well, I will send her some ants. Otherwise, how can she really form an opinion?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Well, I will send her some ants. Otherwise, how can she really form an opinion?
Then I suppose I'll have to include a blender with the zombie shipment.

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i used to have ladybirds once. or ladybugs, if you are that way inclined. i think i posted about that here.

i got rid of them by moving out.

i suppose they got rid of me, really.

but murrow i think you should stay where you are for now...

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i used to have ladybirds once. or ladybugs, if you are that way inclined. i think i posted about that here.

i got rid of them by moving out.

i suppose they got rid of me, really.
You big sissy 😞

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