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why are there so many ants on my desk?

why are there so many ants on my desk?

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more?

http://www.pctonline.com/news/news.asp?ID=4320

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Originally posted by mokko
more?

http://www.pctonline.com/news/news.asp?ID=4320
Do we have a choice?

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http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=5088862

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I'd say you were rather dormant.
Stop being flippant.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Do we have a choice?
Not really no.

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Originally posted by mokko
Not really no.
I thought the chances were scant.

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Ants are so abundant and so adaptable, they are impossible to eliminate. Ants should be tolerated as much as possible and even be considered beneficial.

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Originally posted by mokko
...they are impossible to eliminate...
Who does that remind me of?

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Originally posted by mokko
Ants are so abundant and so adaptable, they are impossible to eliminate. Ants should be tolerated as much as possible and even be considered beneficial.
I feel that way about lemmings, guttersnipes and J|A|L|A|P|E|Ñ|O D|O|N|K|E|Y|S 😛 Pitiful, really...

In each case, however, the odds of succesful elimination are improved by drinking lots of prune juice 😵

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Originally posted by widget
...the odds of succesful elimination are improved by drinking lots of prune juice 😵
You should know, gramps. 😛

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They are said to never cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march - see for yourself.

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Originally posted by mokko
They are said to never cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march - see for yourself.
Hmm. Perhaps humanity can save itself after all!

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Originally posted by mokko
They are said to never cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march - see for yourself.
Then there are the Ants Del Diablo Mokko! 😀 They won't cross into a chalked-out pentagram 🙄

😵 So it doesn't matter whether they go marching one by one hurrah, hurrah 🙄 You'll be totally safe!!!

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Originally posted by widget
I feel that way about lemmings, guttersnipes and J|A|L|A|P|E|Ñ|O D|O|N|K|E|Y|S 😛 Pitiful, really...

In each case, however, the odds of succesful elimination are improved by drinking lots of prune juice 😵
Researchers now know that alcohol can change gene expression in the brain, and that these changes are likely responsible for many of the 'symptoms' of addiction, such as tolerance, physical dependence, and craving, as well as the 'consequences' of alcoholism, such as brain damage

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Originally posted by mokko
Researchers now know that alcohol can change gene expression in the brain, and that these changes are likely responsible for many of the 'symptoms' of addiction, such as tolerance, physical dependence, and craving, as well as the 'consequences' of alcoholism, such as brain damage
Eh? What happened to all the ant facts? To that antcyclopedia?

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