Why Dune Sucks A Double Fistfull of Donkey Peni...

Originally posted by Palynka
I know Starmann's impression of Christian Bale in 'The Machinist' is impressive but I doubt it's enough for womanizing.

Ha! I hadn't seen the film, nor the stills of it until now. The resemblance is uncanny... Actually I'm not quite that thin anymore.

Originally posted by Starrman
Ha! I hadn't seen the film, nor the stills of it until now. The resemblance is uncanny... Actually I'm not quite that thin anymore.

Don't tell me, now that you have a child, you don't skip the pasta anymore.

Originally posted by Palynka
Don't tell me, now that you have a child, you don't skip the pasta anymore.

Fraid so, I even bought some weights and a book on getting fit. I'm nt getting much exercise in the bedroom of late.

Originally posted by Starrman
Look, whilst you may be right (Sean Young was totally hot at that age), I'd still love the film, even without her.

She was much better in Bladerunner (an example of a truely decent Sci Fi movie I should add).

She also looks good today. I'd still eat her with strawberries.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
She was much better in Bladerunner (an example of a truely decent Sci Fi movie I should add).

She also looks good today. I'd still eat her with strawberries.

Too classy in Bladerunner, not the sort you could wrestle with in the sand, or spar with a crysknife, not to mention the blue in blue eyes.

Originally posted by Starrman
Too classy in Bladerunner, not the sort you could wrestle with in the sand, or spar with a crysknife, not to mention the blue in blue eyes.

She was useless in DUNE. All act tough, make an ineffectual attack and fall down in the sand. "Ohhhh Paul, I will always love you, you are my life... blah, blah, blah." Wah!

Bladerunner she was aloof, but, still maintained that look of virginal sexual desperation. She looked like she could be 'schooled'.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
She was useless in DUNE. All act tough, make an ineffectual attack and fall down in the sand. "Ohhhh Paul, I will always love you, you are my life... blah, blah, blah." Wah!

Bladerunner she was aloof, but, still maintained that look of virginal sexual desperation. She looked like she could be 'schooled'.

You're confusing aloof with frigid, I'm guessing that happens a lot with you.

Originally posted by Starrman
You're confusing aloof with frigid, I'm guessing that happens a lot with you.

If she's not moving, she's not resisting.

Originally posted by Palynka
If she's not moving, she's not resisting.

Can anyone spell rohypnol?

Originally posted by Starrman
Can anyone spell rohypnol?

Sure. It's flunitrazepam.

A friend told me.

Originally posted by Palynka
Sure. It's flunitrazepam.

A friend told me.

Sure he did.

Originally posted by Starrman
Sure he did.

Course he did, it was just after he said "did you like that.....".

Originally posted by Starrman
Sure he did.

You don't remember?

Originally posted by Starrman
You're confusing aloof with frigid, I'm guessing that happens a lot with you.

She wanted to give it up, she was yearning for it, she'd just been kept sheltered and didn't know how to signal for a slide into home plate.

Edit: We need to get this thread back on topic: "Why Arrakis Sucks A Double Fistfull of Donkey Penis".

Originally posted by Palynka
You don't remember?

I remember waking up with a headache...