Why Dune Sucks A Double Fistfull of Donkey Peni...

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Edit: We need to get this thread back on topic: "Why Arrakis Sucks A Double Fistfull of Donkey Penis".

Your slips will be your downfall.

Originally posted by Palynka
Your slips will be your downfall.

Slips... yeah, that's it.. slips.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Someone please put a bullet in this movie. This muddled screenplay has been polluting the airwaves for more than 20 years. Dime store special effects, readers digest version of the book and a huge floating turd of a movie that just won't flush. I ask you, when will the hurting stop?!

If I had $40million in 1984 I'd have snorted it off hot latino ...[text shortened]... y have made me loathe him for all eternity.

Thank You & Regards,

Hand of Hecate.

I am saddened that our resident DUNE expert, arrakis, has not come out to play.

😞

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I am saddened that our resident DUNE expert, arrakis, has not come out to play.

😞

Yeah, this effort at baiting him was pretty dire.

Try harder next time! 😠

Originally posted by Starrman
Ha! I hadn't seen the film, nor the stills of it until now. The resemblance is uncanny... Actually I'm not quite that thin anymore.

You know only the woman are supposed to put on some weight after having a baby, don't you...

Originally posted by Crowley
You know only the woman are supposed to put on some weight after having a baby, don't you...

What's your excuse then?

Originally posted by Starrman
What's your excuse then?

Good beer and peer pressure...

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I am saddened that our resident DUNE expert, arrakis, has not come out to play.

😞

It was still rubbish. I call it spaghetti sci-fi and an absolute travesty for such a great book

Originally posted by buffalobill
It was still rubbish. I call it spaghetti sci-fi and an absolute travesty for such a great book

Finally someone with some taste.