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eatmybishop

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15 Dec 07 00:46

eatmybishop

Joined: 29 Jan 07
Moves: 3614

15 Dec 07 00:46

i met a women in the pub the other night and told her i would like to make love to her on a chess board... i havent seen or heard from her since... was this a bad idea... should i have waited a couple of dates before informing her of this?

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Ice Cold

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15 Dec 07 00:50

You're going to die a virgin. 😞

~~rubberjaw30~~

Tony, kiss mine!

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15 Dec 07 00:53

Originally posted by Ice Cold
You're going to die a virgin. 😞

agreed,
and he'll be the only virgin ever convicted of rape at that.

epic0002

Black Mark

walking to and fro

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15 Dec 07 01:01

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You should of whipped out an oversize bishop... then made the offer😉

pawnhandler

tinyurl.com/ywohm

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15 Dec 07 01:39

Originally posted by Ice Cold
You're going to die a virgin. 😞

Sounds like you got a job writing misfortune cookies!

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
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15 Dec 07 02:31

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Sounds like you got a job writing misfortune cookies!

So solly 😞

coquette

Already mated

Omaha, Nebraska, USA

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15 Dec 07 02:38

it's actually the most romantic place i ever did it, but the chessboard was actually a picnic blanket and the pieces of the game were the plates and napkins and things like that at first, then it got a lot more interesting when we got to mate

Ice Cold

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15 Dec 07 02:43

Originally posted by coquette
it's actually the most romantic place i ever did it, but the chessboard was actually a picnic blanket and the pieces of the game were the plates and napkins and things like that at first, then it got a lot more interesting when we got to mate

Clock move or touch move? 😕

smw6869

Granny

Parts Unknown

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15 Dec 07 03:54

Originally posted by coquette
it's actually the most romantic place i ever did it, but the chessboard was actually a picnic blanket and the pieces of the game were the plates and napkins and things like that at first, then it got a lot more interesting when we got to mate

Got picy?

Granny.

~~rubberjaw30~~

Tony, kiss mine!

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15 Dec 07 03:59

Originally posted by coquette
then it got a lot more interesting when we got to mate

how does a game get more interesting when it's over?
must be a really boring game...

~~Kaworukun~~

London

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15 Dec 07 04:12

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Sunburnt

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Some other realm

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15 Dec 07 06:26

Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a women in the pub the other night and told her i would like to make love to her on a chess board... i havent seen or heard from her since... was this a bad idea... should i have waited a couple of dates before informing her of this?

debate

That's hot.

Tyrannosauruschex

Mr T

I pity the fool!

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15 Dec 07 06:34

Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a women in the pub the other night and told her i would like to make love to her on a chess board... i havent seen or heard from her since... was this a bad idea... should i have waited a couple of dates before informing her of this?

debate

It would be a bit uncomfortable for my liking. Some of those pieces (especially the bishop) could easily end up getting in places you dont want.

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

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15 Dec 07 06:38

Originally posted by rubberjaw30
how does a game get more interesting when it's over?
must be a really boring game...

Na! When you've checked her that's when you really start to mate! 😛

Pawn Qween

lookin for a way out

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15 Dec 07 08:15

You all need to get out more 😛