Wonderful Quote

Originally posted by Patrick97
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms ~ George Eliot

Im not a complete idiot.....some parts are missing !!!

Originally posted by Patrick97
they pass no criticisms ~ George Eliot

george eliot probably never had a dog who ripped everything apart while he was away, or a cat who pissed on the rug/chair/bed for the same reason.

or when you give them food they don't like, and they turn their eyes to you and look like: "are you f*****g kidding me?"

and every dog & cat owner knows the look: "can we go out? out! out! yeah, lets go out! right now! pleeeease?!"

dogs even lie. when they've done something they know they weren't allowed to, but they also know you didn't see them do it, so they try to act like: "what? I didn't do it, honestly! I don't even know what you're talking about!" -but they are also crappy liars, you can always tell immediately from their ears & tail that they know exactly what's going on.

cats on the other hand don't lie, they just ignore you. "I pissed on the sofa, so what? bite me. I couldn't care less what you're pissed off about."