Originally posted by rhbI don't think you can do anything to save yourself, it's too late. You stopped sneezing because you have gone over to the next stage of the illness. But if you seal yourself off entirely, at least you won't transmit it to others, so it's the right thing to do.
I stopped sneezing now I sealed. I was thinking of sealing my main sweat glands with wax too - would you recommend?
Originally posted by rhbWhat about penguins? They're the most evil of all the birds in the bird kingdom! Even a BIG CAT would be mash potato if it met a penguin. Why do you think humankind made all the penguins live so far away in the first place? What do you think happened to all the lemmings??? The giant penguin chased them into the ocean to feed all her babies!! I'm willing to bet that this flu is just another genetically engineered virus created by sinister penguin scientists. Has anybody heard from anyone living in Iceland recently? I fear the coup has begun.
No lard for me. I'm going underwater.
The only birds that can get me are those diving ducks and kingfishers and guilimot thingies, but I'll be looking upwards and will see them coming at me from above!
It's our only hope... join me!
Originally posted by hopscotchHas Iceland been invaded by penguins? 😲😲😲 I thought I were safe from them in the Northern hemisphere!
What about penguins? They're the most evil of all the birds in the bird kingdom! Even a BIG CAT would be mash potato if it met a penguin. Why do you think humankind made all the penguins live so far away in the first place? What do you think happened to all the lemmings??? The giant penguin chased them into the ocean to feed all her babies!! I'm willing to ...[text shortened]... ientists. Has anybody heard from anyone living in Iceland recently? I fear the coup has begun.