Words Daddy Said..

* Never mess with married women or full houses! *

* I brought you into this world, i can take you out of it! *

I was raised by my Grandparents.
I was broken up because I broke up with my girlfriend.
My Grandpa said to me, "Don't worry boy, half the World's population is female, and 100% of them have a p***y. Probably half of those you ask will give it up willingly. You have to love those odds."

* are you stupid or something?

* You'll never make it past 30! *

"You want to be a spaceman? If I hadn't have been p*ssed that night you would have been shot into space son!"

*Never pull your pistol unless y'aim to use it.*

10 o'clock.

"I'm beside myself! I'm here, and I'm here."

Never let 'em see you cry..

"Look son, there are two types of women in the world. Women you like, and
women you don't. Obviously you want the former, but just like with me and
mum, there's no telling which is which until it's too f-ing late."

1. Don't do anything you can't do standing in a hammock.
( I am now VERY agile)

Horse racing...
2. Odds on, look on.
In the wet, don't bet.
Don't go around with another man's wife unless you can go 10 with her husband.

Well if mum said yes then I guess it's okay.

Originally posted by yo its me
Well if mum said yes then I guess it's okay.

*"less attractive" girls need loving too and they tend to be more appreciative.

"I don't know why they keep saying all this new stuff is rock 'n' roll. it's not rock 'n' roll. elvis was rock 'n' roll, this is something else."