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Originally posted by tonytiger41
one thing about credit card companies, they do have a high assumed charge-off rate for non-payers. just the normal course of business to expect 10% of card usage to be never repaid. of course, card companies do make a huge margin, probably in the 10-to-12% range.
Who the heck are you to interrupt our semi-homoerotic banter, with cr@p about credit card exchange rates? You want margin? Look next to the fridge, by the Fluff.
Now, Heck-boo, what you say, baby? Dontchew be playin' me, Nipsy! You knowd I was jones-in for dem dollahs all day.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Who the heck are you to interrupt our semi-homoerotic banter, with cr@p about credit card exchange rates? You want margin? Look next to the fridge, by the Fluff.
Now, Heck-boo, what you say, baby? Dontchew be playin' me, Nipsy! You knowd I was jones-in for dem dollahs all day.
Lay off the glue, its making you mental.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Lay off the glue, its making you mental.
I thought it was frosting. My bad.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Who the heck are you to interrupt our semi-homoerotic banter, with cr@p about credit card exchange rates? You want margin? Look next to the fridge, by the Fluff.
Now, Heck-boo, what you say, baby? Dontchew be playin' me, Nipsy! You knowd I was jones-in for dem dollahs all day.
i am not a teenager.

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Originally posted by tonytiger41
i am not a teenager.
yet.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
The question, of course, being, "Did she touch you inappropriately?"
No! Just where did you people get this kind of idea? If anyone did touch me like that, they'd be in a bunch of trouble... not with the law, but with me and that would be worse.

But anyways, we were friends on the level that we liked a lot of the same stuff and we did a lot of the same stuff.... like playing Diablo 2 and stuff... and we'd talk a lot.

~The MCP

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Originally posted by TheMCP
No! Just where did you people get this kind of idea? If anyone did touch me like that, they'd be in a bunch of trouble... not with the law, but with me and that would be worse.

But anyways, we were friends on the level that we liked a lot of the same stuff and we did a lot of the same stuff.... like playing Diablo 2 and stuff... and we'd talk a lot.

~The MCP
Poof!

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Originally posted by Varg
Poof!
eh....? ^^;; >_< EAT AREAL PAWN ASSULTAGE! *tosses a bunch of pawns and other various pieces at Varg* XD Kyahhh!

- The MCP

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Almost a year ago I hired a 21 year old kid as a temp employee for a shipping/receiving job. He worked fairly hard, with his main problems being a questionable level of maturity. He's married with one kid and literally just had another (which may or may not be his as his wife is somewhat of a whore, but, that's beside the point).

4 months ago I h ...[text shortened]... without this job his prospects aren't good. Any suggestions before I drop the hammer?
Fire him and hire me 🙂

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
And do you have her phone number?
More to the point, how's she compare to your wife??

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Originally posted by zebano
More to the point, how's she compare to your wife??
My wife or his wife? I don't have one. He wouldn't know about how the employee's wife rates compared to his wife because his wife cut him off. See, Hand married a woman who didn't believe in sex before marrage, and she's not so sure about after marrage either.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
My wife or his wife? I don't have one. He wouldn't know about how the employee's wife rates compared to his wife because his wife cut him off. See, Hand married a woman who didn't believe in sex before marrage, and she's not so sure about after marrage either.
I find the term "marrage" highly offensive, almost as bad as "lesbain".

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I find the term "marrage" highly offensive, almost as bad as "lesbain".
What? *stops tossing pawns and dealing areal pawnage* How do you find those two term offensive? Did I miss something here?

And what the heck is a lesBAIN? 😉

~The MCP

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I wouldn't force carnal knowledge with his nasty ass wife on anyone. Gives me the willies.
I'm glad you put an 's' on the 'Gives'...