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sounds like a good idea...

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Originally posted by Fat Lady
Maybe the reason that the same old points get repeated again and again is because lots of players worry about the problem.

I put quite a lot of effort into my games (though not as much as before I found out a couple of my opponents were using engines) and it annoys the snot out of me when I discover that I've been playing Fritz / Crafty or whatever. I jo ...[text shortened]... ing behind the scenes, and I think something similar would be hugely beneficial to this site.
I played a chess computer once, and beat it quite badly in fact. I actually lost the game, but after the beating I gave to the computer, it never worked again. Sometimes, a man has to take a stand against evil tyranny you know!!😠

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LOL - I have small cheapy computer chess board back at home, I never beat it. But this one time I had a totally winning game, a good 3 hours into it, the bloody batteries went! I was tormented for weeks, never played it again!

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Originally posted by onyx2006
LOL - I have small cheapy computer chess board back at home, I never beat it. But this one time I had a totally winning game, a good 3 hours into it, the bloody batteries went! I was tormented for weeks, never played it again!
LOL I'm telling you, they are all out to get us. We must make a united front to stand up against those clever buckets of bolts. Maybe we could "shortcircuit" them all? bwaaahaaahhaaa

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dunno why I ever forked out on it to be honest, I enjoy people making mistakes and capitalising, that's half the fun of chess IMO.

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Originally posted by onyx2006
LOL - I have small cheapy computer chess board back at home, I never beat it. But this one time I had a totally winning game, a good 3 hours into it, the bloody batteries went! I was tormented for weeks, never played it again!
When I was a kid, my father had a "talking" chess game/ board named "Boris" who would trash talk durin the match, same thing happened to him, as he was about to beat it the batteries went, one of the first times i remember him swearing.

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Originally posted by pawntorook4
When I was a kid, my father had a "talking" chess game/ board named "Boris" who would trash talk durin the match, same thing happened to him, as he was about to beat it the batteries went, one of the first times i remember him swearing.
Are you sure he wasn't playing The Slow Pawn?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Are you sure he wasn't playing The Slow Pawn?

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No, the slow pawn would have been this game...Game 3343363

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Originally posted by pawntorook4
When I was a kid, my father had a "talking" chess game/ board named "Boris" who would trash talk durin the match, same thing happened to him, as he was about to beat it the batteries went, one of the first times i remember him swearing.
Luke.... I am your father.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

- Emo Philips

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Originally posted by onyx2006
Luke.... I am your father.
nice to see ya again you deadbeat. you owe 17 years of back child support.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
nice to see ya again you deadbeat. you owe 17 years of back child support.
of course, and em... sorry about the arm thing too... got a bit carried away that day.

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Originally posted by onyx2006
of course, and em... sorry about the arm thing too... got a bit carried away that day.
you mean, it wasn't always like this???? you are a mean, mean man!!!😠

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Originally posted by pawntorook4
When I was a kid, my father had a "talking" chess game/ board named "Boris" who would trash talk durin the match, same thing happened to him, as he was about to beat it the batteries went, one of the first times i remember him swearing.
Perhaps the batteries were part of the conspiracy, who can tell these days.

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Game 3343363 is the game played by the slow pawn