Originally posted by @fmf
Jesus turned water into wine because some drunk people at a wedding wanted to drink even more. In terms of Jesus' own action, you cannot claim that getting drunk being "biblically unacceptable".
Your pontifications notwithstanding your understanding of the account falls woefully short.
In the account you will find that it was said of the host that it was common practice to serve the best wine first, but instead the best wine was served after the wine ran out.
In spite of the fact that you disbelieve the Bible, Satan serves up the best he has in terms of what enslaves people, and when they are consumed by carnal pursuits in hopes of satisfying the flesh Satan finishes them off and they are destroyed.
But those of us "...who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality,..", and obey the gospel of Jesus Christ, eternal life.
Too bad you never really believed. You'll miss out on the best which Jesus is saving for last.
But it's never too late while you live.