@Suzianne

So how does it feel to be stalked by a disesteemed sweaty juvenile?

Originally posted by @divegeester
So how does it feel to be stalked by a disesteemed sweaty juvenile?

Are you jealous, tiger? Don’t go off on one of your benders over me - you’re always looking for an excuse to head to the pub and drown your sorrows. I still love you, tiger.

Originally posted by @divegeester
So how does it feel to be stalked by a disesteemed sweaty juvenile?

I must say, though, I’m impressed with your use of “disesteemed.” No wonder you aced last week’s vocabulary quiz. Nice work, tiger!

Where are you, tiger? Is the pool table or dart board free at the pub? Is that why you’re not posting?

Remember I packed a PB&J sandwich in your knapsack for when you get the drunken munchies, and I cut the crust off the bread the way you prefer it.

Don’t fill up on the bar pretzels - they’re salty and just make you drink more and your tummy can’t handle it.

I’ll swing by around 5 to check on you.

Originally posted by @divegeester
So how does it feel to be stalked by a disesteemed sweaty juvenile?

Which one?

Originally posted by @divegeester
So how does it feel to be stalked by a disesteemed sweaty juvenile?

Are you seriously giving those two fools a thread all of their own so that they can continue to flirt on this forum which is supposed to be for Spirituality matters?

Originally posted by @suzianne
Which one?

lol 😉

Originally posted by @suzianne
Which one?

LOL.

Suzianne, why don't you invite some more women to this Spirituality Forum? It would enhance some things I think.

Originally posted by @suzianne
Which one?

Ha!

Originally posted by @rajk999
Are you seriously giving those two fools a thread all of their own so that they can continue to flirt on this forum which is supposed to be for Spirituality matters?

FWIW, while I acknowledge flirting with suzianne, I don’t think she has flirted with me at all so me thinks you are (once again) bearing false witness against someone.

As for dive, he flirts with me constantly (especially when he’s in a drunken stupor after several dozen pints of liquid courage.) I think the reason for this thread is his jealousy over the few times I have flirted with suzianne. He’s a very emotional fella.

Originally posted by @romans1009
FWIW, while I acknowledge flirting with suzianne, I don’t think she has flirted with me at all so me thinks you are (once again) bearing false witness against someone.

As for dive, he flirts with me constantly (especially when he’s in a drunken stupor after several dozen pints of liquid courage.) I think the reason for this thread is his jealousy over the few times I have flirted with suzianne. He’s a very emotional fella.

Actually, you're flirting with an avatar (which is a bit sad). I'm sure Suzianne is perfectly lovely, but for all you know she could be a centenarian with wooden teeth.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Actually, you're flirting with an avatar (which is a bit sad). I'm sure Suzianne is perfectly lovely, but for all you know she could be a centenarian with wooden teeth.

I happen to dig wooden teeth.

What’s a centenarian? Someone who’s 100 years old? You’re only as old as you feel, heartpence.

Originally posted by @romans1009
As for dive, he flirts with me constantly (especially when he’s in a drunken stupor after several dozen pints of liquid courage.) I think the reason for this thread is his jealousy over the few times I have flirted with suzianne. He’s a very emotional fella.

I think you’re an utter twat.

Originally posted by @divegeester
I think you’re a utter twat.

Remember what Miss Wilkins taught you, tiger? Use “an” before a word that begins with a vowel. The letter “u” is a vowel. Come on, tiger. You should know that rule by now.

Originally posted by @romans1009
Remember what Miss Wilkins taught you, tiger? Use “an” before a word that begins with a vowel. The letter “u” is a vowel. Come on, tiger. You should know that rule by now.

Thanks... I added “utter” in on reflection of the scale of twatness which you demonstrate.

Another poster said to me recently, it is hard to really dislike you because your childlike mentality brings a certain ASBO-but-you-like-me quality to some of your posting. Personally I think he’s wrong as I find you quite a repellent individual.