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Adam and Eve

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C Hess

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Dave Allen "4 minute"-version:



It feels like he's pretty much got the essentials down, doesn't it? A sample (from memory) for the "embedded video"-shy:

She eats of the apple and she becomes ashamed of that one area of her body. Now, why that area? Why not the elbow? Or the nose? Do you actually realise that if she'd been ashamed of her nose, all the women in the world now would be ashamed of their noses? You'd all be sitting here with your little nose-knickers on.

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Originally posted by C Hess
Dave Allen "4 minute"-version:

[youtube]BGASvVqzOa0[/youtube]

It feels like he's pretty much got the essentials down, doesn't it? A sample (from memory) for the "embedded video"-shy:

She eats of the apple and she becomes ashamed of that one area of her body. Now, why that area? Why not the elbow? Or the nose? Do you actually realise that if she'd bee ...[text shortened]... ld be ashamed of their noses? You'd all be sitting here with your little nose-knickers on.

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Yeah, one bitch screws up and this infinitely compassionate god condemns the entire human race. Sure. It could happen. Only in a human written tale cleverly designed to control people and at the same time, put women on a lower rung of society.

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Originally posted by C Hess
Dave Allen "4 minute"-version:

[youtube]BGASvVqzOa0[/youtube]

It feels like he's pretty much got the essentials down, doesn't it? A sample (from memory) for the "embedded video"-shy:

She eats of the apple and she becomes ashamed of that one area of her body. Now, why that area? Why not the elbow? Or the nose? Do you actually realise that if she'd bee ...[text shortened]... ld be ashamed of their noses? You'd all be sitting here with your little nose-knickers on.

😵
I do not believe Eve was the issue in that and it does not say "apple" either.
Adam could have stopped her, he could have spoken up, he was there when God said
do not eat of that tree, Eve got that information second hand. I don't blame Eve but Adam!

Now with respect to those body parts, I would say that is has to do with the functions that
we use them to help produce life, they are more sacred then other parts for that reason.

I find it telling that society takes that which should be holy to us, where are bodies are
Temples and instead want to turn them into public bath rooms where just anyone can
go in removing them from being special.

At least in my that is how I see it.

wolfgang59
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Originally posted by KellyJay
I do not believe Eve was the issue
Nobody is suggesting that.
Cain and Abel were the issue!

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Originally posted by C Hess
Dave Allen "4 minute"-version:

[youtube]BGASvVqzOa0[/youtube]

It feels like he's pretty much got the essentials down, doesn't it? A sample (from memory) for the "embedded video"-shy:

She eats of the apple and she becomes ashamed of that one area of her body. Now, why that area? Why not the elbow? Or the nose? Do you actually realise that if she'd bee ...[text shortened]... ld be ashamed of their noses? You'd all be sitting here with your little nose-knickers on.

😵
Boogers would be pornographic. Of course, it would be okay for men to have their noses out in public.+

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^ My son banged on the laptop with his toy train just as I hit "post". So that plus symbol is my son's first post on this forum.

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Originally posted by vivify
^ My son banged on the laptop with his toy train just as I hit "post". So that plus symbol is my son's first post on this forum.
Cool, what is his user name going to be, and how will we know he is your son?😉

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Originally posted by vivify
^ My son banged on the laptop with his toy train just as I hit "post". So that plus symbol is my son's first post on this forum.
Presumably he is a little squirt?

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Originally posted by vivify
^ My son banged on the laptop with his toy train just as I hit "post". So that plus symbol is my son's first post on this forum.
At least he's being positive.

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I hear Hinds, when he was an infant, also accidentally struck the keyboard, and yet still managed to post a link to youtube.

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Two funny posts in a row from Divegeester and Ghost.

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Originally posted by divegeester
At least he's being positive.
Yes, he's two.

RJHinds
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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yeah, one bitch screws up and this infinitely compassionate god condemns the entire human race. Sure. It could happen. Only in a human written tale cleverly designed to control people and at the same time, put women on a lower rung of society.
Satan has cleverly devised an evilution tale to draw people away from the truth and you have fallen for it big time.

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Originally posted by vivify
Two funny posts in a row from Divegeester and Ghost.
The post from Ghost of a Duke is not funny. 😠

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Originally posted by RJHinds
The post from Ghost of a Duke is not funny. 😠
That is for us to decide, not you.

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