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    05 Feb '08 01:18
    Originally posted by Agerg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88
    Do you think this guy ever gets laid?
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    05 Feb '08 01:21
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Do you think this guy ever gets laid?
    The chicks do tend to dig funny guys at times.
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    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Do you think this guy ever gets laid?
    dude...this guy is a legend...He TOTALLY showed atheists are dumb and stupid...you should be praising him 😀
  5. Standard membertelerion
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    05 Feb '08 01:55
    Funny stuff, especially since I've heard all those arguments before from real Christian apologists. Yes, the banana one, too.
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    05 Feb '08 02:011 edit
    Blah, blah, blah. Oh yea, you are all wrong as well. Theism rocks!! Accept it before it destoys you!!

    Edit: Have you all hugged a theist today?
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    05 Feb '08 02:40
    Originally posted by Agerg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88
    jesus christ. this is the simplest of all simpletons. also the banana, do apples fit perfectly too? what about all the other fruit? also, i wonder if a banana fits in a MONKEY'S hand too. garbage.
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    05 Feb '08 02:52
    Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
    jesus christ. this is the simplest of all simpletons. also the banana, do apples fit perfectly too? what about all the other fruit? also, i wonder if a banana fits in a MONKEY'S hand too. garbage.
    tsk tsk . . . it's called satire.

    For a non-satirical banana argument see the following Way of the Master link.

    YouTube&feature=related
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    05 Feb '08 03:292 edits
    Originally posted by telerion
    tsk tsk . . . it's called satire.

    For a non-satirical banana argument see the following Way of the Master link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of90cKxSeuw&feature=related
    ok, so is agerg the one making fun of a real theist? or is this an atheist making fun of theism?
    EDIT: my bad, i see now. what threw me off is the fact that theists REALLY do make these arguments to me in real life.
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    06 Feb '08 22:27
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Do you think this guy ever gets laid?
    Checkmate!
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    Originally posted by telerion
    tsk tsk . . . it's called satire.

    For a non-satirical banana argument see the following Way of the Master link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of90cKxSeuw&feature=related
    I hate bananas; obviously Satan has hardened my heart against God's incredible creation.:'(
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    Originally posted by no1marauder
    I hate bananas; obviously Satan has hardened my heart against God's incredible creation.:'(

    Obviously you have no hands then!...CHECK and MATE!!!
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    07 Feb '08 05:53
    Originally posted by Agerg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88
    In the spirit of conflict, I'd like to say that this person's is unintelligent. Here are logic errors.

    1: The Bible is real, it just isn't what it claims to be. No one ever said it did not exist. Checkmate, Christians.
    2: How can you prove the Bible is more true than other things that say they are true by saying that it says that it is. So does every other religions text. This is a circular parodox and is no proof at all. Checkmate, Christians.
    3: Replace the word God with universe, and universe with god, and you have as much logic in your statement. Checkmate, Christians.
    4: You can't prove something true by citing it as a source. Checkmate, Christians.
    5: A bannanna is considerabley differently-shaped than a hand... but if it does fit a hand it is because of evolution: It favoured a fruit that was more attractive to primates that spread seeds... Checkmate, Christians.
    6: You can't prove something true by saying that it has certain characteristics that can not be characteristics based on opinions of some entity that is all-forgiving and should give people everything they want- only it doesn't because it wants to test people so it could send some to hell- which is eternal misery- which would only be given to someone by and evil person... Checkmate, Christians.
    7: You can't prove something true by citing it as a source. Checkmate, Christians.
    8: You can't prove something true by citing it as a source. Checkmate, Christians.
    9: Do you mean dust of Big Bang or Dust of 'His Dark Materials'? Either way, you are proving nothing by this. Checkmate, Christians.
    10: You can't prove something true by citing the voices in your head. Checkmate, Christians.


    That being said, I know this is an ironic video... at least I hope so. If not, I am scared for America...
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    07 Feb '08 07:18
    Originally posted by UzumakiAi
    this person's is unintelligent
    Sweet Jesus. 😞
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    Unfortunately, it's very difficult to satirize something that's often quite absurd in the first place (The original banana video was funnier IMHO) and it's actually kind of scary to be reminded that some people consider these genuine arguments.
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