Atheists Haven (Not heaven).

Originally posted by Suzianne
Despite creating Monty Python and Dr. Who, the Brits apparently are suffering an extreme lack of humor these days. 🙁

We Brits created pretty much everything including your stoopid country. And don't you forget it.

Originally posted by divegeester
We Brits created pretty much everything including your stoopid country. And don't you forget it.

...including your stoopid country...

We really should try to keep that quiet.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Curiosity is the first step towards the darkness...

even the great atheistic darkness cannot overcome just a little light 😀

Originally posted by divegeester
We Brits created pretty much everything including your stoopid country. And don't you forget it.

You must not have heard that we made the USA after leaving and revolting from your stupid country. It is called the American Revolution in which we beat your countries ass. 😏

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolution

Originally posted by googlefudge
/me ~ Head desk Impact.

Don't come crying to us if you're not willing to pay the price for your sin. We've told you and told you and told you the way. You cannot claim ignorance, or even innocence. Your reject the way, the truth and the life. It's your choice. Don't come crying to us.

You still really and truly don't get it do y ...[text shortened]...
If we atheists all believed that all you theists deserved to die, wouldn't that freak you out?

Then eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you will die and be eaten by worms. 😏

Originally posted by Great King Rat
Yeah, that's an interesting difference you point out there between most theists and most atheists.

See, we don't do that. We have no Holy books, no weird rituals, no animal sacrifices.

Interesting how that little clownesque joke of yours actually backfires, innit?

You don't believe in The God Delusion? Isn't that equal to blasphemy for the atheist?

Originally posted by Great King Rat
No more rioja for Robbie!

What IS rioja, anyways? I'm not familiar with it.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
So what many Christians have never read the Bible.

That's pretty stupid and senseless. You read our Bible and actually had the huevos to say "Wait a minute, that can't be right..."

And so what? Our Bible didn't back up your crap dogma, and so you had to write your own!

Originally posted by Great King Rat
You have no idea what kind of plague you've unleashed upon this thread

Actually I find this sort of back-and-forth refreshing and humorous.

I know GF doesn't but he never could take a joke.

Originally posted by divegeester
We Brits created pretty much everything including your stoopid country. And don't you forget it.

And you don't appreciate ANY of it! 🙂

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In my mind, I saw the bedraggled guy with long hair and a beard wearing a robe and a sandwich-board sign saying, "REPENT! For the end is near!" It's a staple image in many American single-panel cartoons.

You're right though. I have that Frank Sinatra album I drag out once in a while.

Edit: I had to go find it for the title. It's "My Way: The Best of Frank Sinatra", a double CD import from Warner Brothers UK. 46 classic songs from Frank.

Originally posted by Suzianne
What IS rioja, anyways? I'm not familiar with it.

Rioja is a wine growing region in Spain. Typically the grape is tempranillo for the reds and viura for the whites, but they use others as well. Look for one with Crianza written on the bottle, it means it's been aged.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rioja_(wine)

Originally posted by Suzianne
In my mind, I saw the bedraggled guy with long hair and a beard wearing a robe and a sandwich-board sign saying, "REPENT! For the end is near!" It's a staple image in many American single-panel cartoons.

You're right though. I have that Frank Sinatra album I drag out once in a while.

Edit: I had to go find it for the title. It's "My Way: The Best of Frank Sinatra", a double CD import from Warner Brothers UK. 46 classic songs from Frank.

He was British, he didn't have long hair, but did used to walk up and down Oxford Street wearing a sandwich board saying: "Repent, the end is nigh!". Sadly he died recently, having lived a fairly long life, so the end wasn't all that nigh when he started.

Originally posted by Suzianne
What IS rioja, anyways? I'm not familiar with it.

The only wine worth drinking. (Okay, Malbec is pretty good too).

You tambourine folk have your manna; atheists have their Rioja.