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Spirituality

  1. Standard member Ghost of a Duke
    Zen Master
    25 May '18 07:13
    Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

    The study also showed that Christians made the worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
  2. Standard member Romans1009
    Cretinous Mutterings
    25 May '18 07:26
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

    ...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
    tiger says I make the best PB&J sandwiches in the whole wide world.

    “I love them almost as much as I love drinking ale!” - direct quote from tiger last year when he was a second grader in Miss Malafront’s class.
  3. Subscriber Suzianne
    Misfit Queen
    25 May '18 09:25 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

    ...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
    You forgot the egg salad. They make really crappy egg salad.
  4. Standard member Romans1009
    Cretinous Mutterings
    25 May '18 09:34
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

    ...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
    <<...mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.>>

    They call this a psychological projection sandwich.
  5. Standard member Ghost of a Duke
    Zen Master
    25 May '18 11:57
    Originally posted by @suzianne
    You forgot the egg salad. They make really crappy egg salad.
    Surprisingly Buddhism also came out poorly in the study, where it was discovered their sandwich fillings were mostly an illusion.

    😞
  6. Subscriber FMF
    Main Poster
    25 May '18 12:05
    Originally posted by @suzianne
    You forgot the egg salad. They make really crappy egg salad.
    The smell of sulphur might not be from the atheist egg salad, but from Lucifer instead.
  7. Standard member Ghost of a Duke
    Zen Master
    25 May '18 12:09 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by @fmf
    The smell of sulphur might not be from the atheist egg salad, but from Lucifer instead.
    Hey, way to bring evil into my harmless little sandwich thread.


    Edit: I have it on good authority that the devil prefers toast.
  8. Subscriber FMF
    Main Poster
    25 May '18 12:10
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Hey, way to bring evil into my harmless little sandwich thread.
    I was just keeping an open mind.
  9. Standard member Ghost of a Duke
    Zen Master
    25 May '18 12:12
    Originally posted by @fmf
    I was just keeping an open mind.
    Hindu sandwiches tend to use reincarnated chicken.

    This troubles me on a profound level...
  10. Subscriber Tom Wolsey
    Aficionado of Prawns
    25 May '18 13:54
    Atheists do make the best sandwiches. I like my atheist slices with jalapeno and mustard.

    Edit: Christians make the best casseroles.
  11. Standard member Ghost of a Duke
    Zen Master
    25 May '18 14:12
    Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
    Atheists do make the best sandwiches. I like my atheist slices with jalapeno and mustard.

    Edit: Christians make the best casseroles.
    That's barbaric!

    Mustard?
  12. Subscriber Very Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    25 May '18 14:19
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

    ...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
    LOL....That is the most silly thing I've heard in some time!!!

    I bet Atheists did the study...Funny stuff all the same!!!

    -VR
  13. Subscriber Tom Wolsey
    Aficionado of Prawns
    25 May '18 14:24
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    That's barbaric!

    Mustard?
    I thumbed up your post to prove I didn't thumb it down. Yes. Mustard. Maybe a little Duke's mayonnaise. Herr general. (Dukes *is* the best in the USA)
  14. Standard member Ghost of a Duke
    Zen Master
    25 May '18 14:24
    Originally posted by @very-rusty
    LOL....That is the most silly thing I've heard in some time!!!

    I bet Atheists did the study...Funny stuff all the same!!!

    -VR
    Trust you to turn up when we're discussing sandwiches.
  15. Standard member Ghost of a Duke
    Zen Master
    25 May '18 14:26
    Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
    I thumbed up your post to prove I didn't thumb it down. Yes. Mustard. Maybe a little Duke's mayonnaise. Herr general. (Dukes *is* the best in the USA)
    🙂

    That's okay sir, Rusty always thumbs down my posts, even when 'laughing out loud.'