Atheists make better sandwiches

Atheists make better sandwiches

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Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

The study also showed that Christians made the worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
tiger says I make the best PB&J sandwiches in the whole wide world.

“I love them almost as much as I love drinking ale!” - direct quote from tiger last year when he was a second grader in Miss Malafront’s class.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
You forgot the egg salad. They make really crappy egg salad.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
<<...mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.>>

They call this a psychological projection sandwich.

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Originally posted by @suzianne
You forgot the egg salad. They make really crappy egg salad.
Surprisingly Buddhism also came out poorly in the study, where it was discovered their sandwich fillings were mostly an illusion.

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Originally posted by @suzianne
You forgot the egg salad. They make really crappy egg salad.
The smell of sulphur might not be from the atheist egg salad, but from Lucifer instead.

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Originally posted by @fmf
The smell of sulphur might not be from the atheist egg salad, but from Lucifer instead.
Hey, way to bring evil into my harmless little sandwich thread.


Edit: I have it on good authority that the devil prefers toast.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Hey, way to bring evil into my harmless little sandwich thread.
I was just keeping an open mind.

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Originally posted by @fmf
I was just keeping an open mind.
Hindu sandwiches tend to use reincarnated chicken.

This troubles me on a profound level...

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Atheists do make the best sandwiches. I like my atheist slices with jalapeno and mustard.

Edit: Christians make the best casseroles.

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Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
Atheists do make the best sandwiches. I like my atheist slices with jalapeno and mustard.

Edit: Christians make the best casseroles.
That's barbaric!

Mustard?

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
LOL....That is the most silly thing I've heard in some time!!!

I bet Atheists did the study...Funny stuff all the same!!!

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
That's barbaric!

Mustard?
I thumbed up your post to prove I didn't thumb it down. Yes. Mustard. Maybe a little Duke's mayonnaise. Herr general. (Dukes *is* the best in the USA)

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
LOL....That is the most silly thing I've heard in some time!!!

I bet Atheists did the study...Funny stuff all the same!!!

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Trust you to turn up when we're discussing sandwiches.

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Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
I thumbed up your post to prove I didn't thumb it down. Yes. Mustard. Maybe a little Duke's mayonnaise. Herr general. (Dukes *is* the best in the USA)
🙂

That's okay sir, Rusty always thumbs down my posts, even when 'laughing out loud.'