Atheists make better sandwiches

Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

The study also showed that Christians made the worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.

Originally posted by @suzianne
You forgot the egg salad. They make really crappy egg salad.

Originally posted by @suzianne
You forgot the egg salad. They make really crappy egg salad.

Originally posted by @fmf
The smell of sulphur might not be from the atheist egg salad, but from Lucifer instead.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Hey, way to bring evil into my harmless little sandwich thread.

Originally posted by @fmf
I was just keeping an open mind.

Atheists do make the best sandwiches. I like my atheist slices with jalapeno and mustard.

Edit: Christians make the best casseroles.

Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
Atheists do make the best sandwiches. I like my atheist slices with jalapeno and mustard.

Edit: Christians make the best casseroles.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.

...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
That's barbaric!

Mustard?

Originally posted by @very-rusty
LOL....That is the most silly thing I've heard in some time!!!

I bet Atheists did the study...Funny stuff all the same!!!

-VR

Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
I thumbed up your post to prove I didn't thumb it down. Yes. Mustard. Maybe a little Duke's mayonnaise. Herr general. (Dukes *is* the best in the USA)