Beliefs on Sex

Originally posted by Remora91
The other day in class, we were talking about sex as part of our Government and Civil Economics class. The topic was different beliefs and how none of them are right or wrong. The guy sitting next to me raised his hand, and said, "Well, even if you're having sex within marriage, it's still a sin, because you're having impure thoughts while doing it." He wen ...[text shortened]... beliefs or could explain the logic behind him (like what you're supposed to think about).

Well, I've always been the first to say that sex is a despicable thing.
Much like taking a dump, you should only go to the toilet if you really need
to. Now, God gave us all a sense of right and wrong so that we could resist
the temptations of genital interaction and only do "it" with blindfolds for the
purpose of reproduction while visualising a green field with flowers and
non-sexual joy growing in it, constantly reminding ourselves that God is
watching, and judging.

Put your trust in Him, our loving lord and saviour. Halleluja!

Originally posted by TheSkipper
What is an acceptable intercourse to prayer ratio? For instance, if I were to have sex with my wife for, say, three hours...how long should I pray afterwards?

Well, there is the Bible story about the couple who prayed BEFORE intercourse. The woman had many husbands prior to that marriage but they all died on their wedding night, in theory because they didn't pray first. But really, next time you and your wife get together, don't let that fear of a lightning bolt or other dreadful event worry you too much...

Originally posted by reader1107
Well, there is the Bible story about the couple who prayed BEFORE intercourse. The woman had many husbands prior to that marriage but they all died on their wedding night, in theory because they didn't pray first. But really, next time you and your wife get together, don't let that fear of a lightning bolt or other dreadful event worry you too much...

Wouldn't the safest approach be to pray during sex?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Wouldn't the safest approach be to pray during sex?

I think I occasionally speak in tongues during sex...

(that was bad, I'm ashamed of myself)

The only thing I'm good at is praying for sex...😕😳

Originally posted by Bad wolf
The only thing I'm good at is praying for sex...😕😳

Obviously, that won't do you much good, seeing as God is who It is.

Originally posted by stocken
Well, I've always been the first to say that sex is a despicable thing.
Much like taking a dump, you should only go to the toilet if you really need
to. Now, God gave us all a sense of right and wrong so that we could resist
the temptations of genital interaction and only do "it" with blindfolds for the
purpose of reproduction while visualisin ...[text shortened]... is
watching, and judging.

Put your trust in Him, our loving lord and saviour. Halleluja!

You've got me thinking.....if a person is religious and they are taking a dump, is it a sin to enjoy it because it is a "pleasure of the flesh"?
What do you think?

Originally posted by stocken
Obviously, that won't do you much good, seeing as God is who It is.

Indeed, it never works...😳

there is NOTHING wrong with sex. when people have sex, does it hurt anybody? NO. so there is nothing wrong with it, unless one is hurting the other person.

Originally posted by RBHILL
Well if you are married and you have sexual thoughts of you wife at work or having sex with her or in the car or at the movies or where you have sexual thoughts of your wife that is not sin. But having thoughts of ither women sexually that is sin and that you would want to confess to stay if fellowship with God and Jesus so that God will bless you.

The Bib ...[text shortened]... oes talk about as a Christian family not to have sex all the time because you need time to pray.

What about masturbating to the thought of your wife?

What about role playing, where I dress up like JFK and my wife pretends
to be Marilyn Monroe?

What about spontaneous erections when I'm not thinking of anything
sexual at all, just my pants rub my johnson the wrong way?

Nemesio

Originally posted by Nemesio
What about masturbating to the thought of your wife?

What about role playing, where I dress up like JFK and my wife pretends
to be Marilyn Monroe?

What about spontaneous erections when I'm not thinking of anything
sexual at all, just my pants rub my johnson the wrong way?

Nemesio

Do you all ever do any role playing where you dress up as a TV evangelist and she is a whore? That would be pretty cool.

Originally posted by TheSkipper
if I were to have sex with my wife for, say, three hours

Nigga please.

1. is it possible to have sex without sinful thoughts?
perhaps if you pray hard enough while youre at it?

2. where do sinful thoughts come from? is it the devil?

3. who made the devil?

i reckon "sinful" thoughts arise from desire which is a natural function of a healthy body, and who created that body/ that desire etc, therefore those sinful thoughts ??????? eh? eh?

so first they say its sinful, then that its your fault, youre a sinner, you need to repent, hell fire and brimstone etc etc
i say if there is a god who created me that way, where does the buck stop?

Originally posted by jammer
Here's the key part of your question IMO .. " The topic was different beliefs and how none of them are right or wrong."

Your teacher is a moral relativist .. look it up.

The "belief" that we should all butcher our children and eat them is actually, dare I say, wrong.

It's a hard position to find in any American school system, but still, many American ...[text shortened]... e your "teacher" go ahead and blow the guy in the cloakroom .. you'll get a A for sure.

I've got a 100 in her class because I work my tail off. 😛

Originally posted by Remora91
I've got a 100 in her class because I work my tail off. 😛

Don't worry about Jammer - he seems to have a pathological hatred of education.