Club 271

Originally posted by divegeester

What is the criteria to join please?

Club 271

"Each club has its own private forums, but this is a public forum for the discussions and promotion of clubs." (R & C)

Originally posted by Proper Knob
They've come to my house, and yet no JW has knocked on my door.

and what were they teaching?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
and what were they teaching?

As you no doubt can imagine, there was no teaching taking place, they were listening to me. 🙂

Originally posted by Proper Knob
As you no doubt can imagine, there was no teaching taking place, they were listening to me. 🙂

Yes i felt a great disturbance in the force.

Originally posted by divegeester
What is the criteria to join please?

Club 271

That's marvellous and I like the picture,

but how many members so far?

edit answers own stupid question .... 8 members so far 🙂

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I am sorry it's rather exclusive. Membership requirements include a love for truth, a humble disposition and the willingness to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous assertions. Many have tried to enter but few could find the door. You need to be a chosen one.

that reminds me off my days selling double glazing! Why people hate it I still don't know ... I always thought ... well suffer crap windows then to the rude ones...

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Yes i felt a great disturbance in the force.

That would have been logic and reasoning chipping away at superstition and dogma.

Originally posted by Proper Knob
That would have been logic and reasoning chipping away at superstition and dogma.

yeah, that will be shining bright. They were in a tractor beam heading towards your death star, Darth Knobicus! The number of persons who have tried to get into our club and who have failed the questions to determine whether they are actually witnesses is greater than the actual number in the club.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
yeah, that will be shining bright. They were in a tractor beam heading towards your death star, Darth Knobicus! The number of persons who have tried to get into our club and who have failed the questions to determine whether they are actually witnesses is greater than the actual number in the club.

Are you exercising religious discrimination here Robbie?
If one doesn't fit the bill they don't get to join?

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Are you exercising religious discrimination here Robbie?
If one doesn't fit the bill they don't get to join?

yes its exclusively for Jehovahs Witnesses.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
yes its exclusively for Jehovahs Witnesses.

Is that not against the rules no?

You cannot keep someone out of a club
on the grounds that they are not of the
same colour or background or religion as
you. Surely you must realize that? You
are exercising discriminatory practices by
doing this type of activity. It is wrong.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Is that not against the rules no?

You cannot keep someone out of a club
on the grounds that they are not of the
same colour or background or religion as
you. Surely you must realize that? You
are exercising discriminatory practices by
doing this type of activity. It is wrong.

no it is not wrong, the club is for Jehovahs Witnesses, its not for everyone, i make the rules.

May i suggest johnny that you try to join an all female gymnasium and tell them the same thing that you told me when they ask if you are a woman and refuse you entry on the basis that you are not. Will you cry discrimination then?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
no it is not wrong, the club is for Jehovahs Witnesses, its not for everyone, i make the rules.

May i suggest johnny that you try to join an all female gymnasium and tell them the same thing that you told me when they ask if you are a woman and refuse you entry on the basis that you are not. Will you cry discrimination then?

Yes I will because I want to see all the pretty ladies in their gym clothes
and it's my right to do so.

All the single ladies.......
All the single ladies........

If you liked it you should have put a ring on it...............

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
no it is not wrong, the club is for Jehovahs Witnesses, its not for everyone, i make the rules.

May i suggest johnny that you try to join an all female gymnasium and tell them the same thing that you told me when they ask if you are a woman and refuse you entry on the basis that you are not. Will you cry discrimination then?

Would it not benefit your forum to have other views? Other voices?
Or do you all just quote Bible verses to each other and not really have
any conversations? Life is black and white and grey. It is not just one colour. Diversity is necessary in order to promote learning and education
and understanding of others.

If I had a club called The Masai Warriors and we were all Masai Warriors
without any inter action with others how would that be?

All we would do all day is shake our spears and drink cow's blood
and complain about the white man.

Your group would do something similar. You would be inward looking
instead of reaching out to others.

I thought you guys would welcome another forum where you could
convert the unbelievers. Invite them all in and spread the good news.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Would it not benefit your forum to have other views? Other voices?
Or do you all just quote Bible verses to each other and not really have
any conversations? Life is black and white and grey. It is not just one colour. Diversity is necessary in order to promote learning and education
and understanding of others.

If I had a club called Th ...[text shortened]... forum where you could
convert the unbelievers. Invite them all in and spread the good news.

no riff raff, only bona fide witnesses.