Club 271

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
You would have if you knew about Leviticus Chapter 1.

The Burnt Offering.

Read my post again. Maybe the humour went right over your head.

I am thinking of renaming the club Jose Murhino and the special ones. I like that.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I am thinking of renaming the club Jose Murhino and the special ones. I like that.

I thought you were a Celtic/Motherwell supporter.

Why would you support the Sassenachs?

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I thought you were a Celtic/Motherwell supporter.

Why would you support the Sassenachs?

oh i dont support them, i just think Murhino is awesome, like us, hes not afraid to claim that he is the special one.

Originally posted by Proper Knob
They've come to my house, and yet no JW has knocked on my door.

I haven't seen a JW at my door for years, in fact since I started asking them if I would be excluded from eternal life I do not join their organisation

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
the only way you can get entry to the Paradise club is by being one of Jehovahs Christian Witnesses. Those are the rules.

Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
Anyone who hears me and opens the door
and invites me in, I will play chess with them.

But if they do not invite me in then they are unworthy.
Leave them and shake the dust off your feet as you go.

Originally posted by divegeester
I haven't seen a JW at my door for years, in fact since I started asking them if I would be excluded from eternal life I do not join their organisation

pity that, i cover where i live almost every six weeks.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
Anyone who hears me and opens the door
and invites me in, I will play chess with them.

But if they do not invite me in then they are unworthy.
Leave them and shake the dust off your feet as you go.

sorry Johnny, club is exclusive, if you like you can join this club,

Club 322

it takes any kind of riff raff. divesgeester was once in it but i had to kick him for lack of appreciation.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
pity that, i cover where i live almost every six weeks.

Robbie Carrobie knocking on your door every six weeks? Sounds like hell on earth. 🙂

Originally posted by Proper Knob
Robbie Carrobie knocking on your door every six weeks? Sounds like hell on earth. 🙂

you wouldn't get me all the time, you might get some pretty sister or some little ol lady. why don't you join club 322, you know you want to.

Originally posted by divegeester
I haven't seen a JW at my door for years, in fact since I started asking them if I would be excluded from eternal life I do not join their organisation

They stopped coming to my door also. My wife had many conversations with them over two years. ( I usually work on Saturdays when they would come). They finally told her that they were 'astonished' at her knowledge of the Bible and stopped coming.

Originally posted by boonon
They stopped coming to my door also. My wife had many conversations with them over two years. ( I usually work on Saturdays when they would come). They finally told her that they were 'astonished' at her knowledge of the Bible and stopped coming.

you work on Saturdays? dude

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
yes its exclusively for Jehovahs Witnesses.

A bit like the after life paradise huh?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
the only way you can get entry to the Paradise club is by being one of Jehovahs Christian Witnesses. Those are the rules.

Is this just a policy for your club or a reflection of your "paradise" ?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
pity that, i cover where i live almost every six weeks.

Good grief, you must be like the gas bill.

Originally posted by boonon
They stopped coming to my door also. My wife had many conversations with them over two years. ( I usually work on Saturdays when they would come). They finally told her that they were 'astonished' at her knowledge of the Bible and stopped coming.

Your married?!!