Club 271

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
no riff raff, only bona fide witnesses.

I am thinking about starting a club called True Scotsmen. Oh, and another one called Red Herring.

Do true Scotsmen eat red herring?

Originally posted by JS357
I am thinking about starting a club called True Scotsmen. Oh, and another one called Red Herring.

Do true Scotsmen eat red herring?

that depends upon what criteria you use to catch your read herrings and feed them to your true Scotsmen

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
that depends upon what criteria you use to catch your read herrings and feed them to your true Scotsmen

I think I will start a clan called Clan Campbell.

What say you to that Robbie of the McApins and McGregors?

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I think I will start a clan called Clan Campbell.

What say you to that Robbie of the McApins and McGregors?

I say that is fine by me, I'll just be careful when eating my lunch beside you.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I say that is fine by me, I'll just be careful when eating my lunch beside you.

Does that mean I can't join your club?

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Does that mean I can't join your club?

the only way you can get entry to the Paradise club is by being one of Jehovahs Christian Witnesses. Those are the rules.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
the only way you can get entry to the Paradise club is by being one of Jehovahs Christian Witnesses. Those are the rules.

Suppose I lie?

What do you do if someone lies? How can you tell?

They may know your doctrine inside out and gain admittance.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Suppose I lie?

What do you do if someone lies? How can you tell?

They may know your doctrine inside out and gain admittance.

I ask people questions that only Jehovahs witnesses would know, for example, we have publications that are only available to Jehovahs witness, I ask them about the contents. Many have tried to get in Johhny and many have failed the test.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I ask people questions that only Jehovahs witnesses would know, for example, we have publications that are only available to Jehovahs witness, I ask them about the contents. Many have tried to get in Johhny and many have failed the test.

If you claim to preach the good news of God's Kingdom,
what need have you of secret documentation that is
only available to your members and not to the wider family
of God?

What secrets would you need to keep from the rest of humanity?

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
If you claim to preach the good news of God's Kingdom,
what need have you of secret documentation that is
only available to your members and not to the wider family
of God?

What secrets would you need to keep from the rest of humanity?

oh they are not secret they are simply not available to members of the public, for example what talks will be given at the forth coming meetings. Nice try Johhny, but try the ladies gymnasium with divesgeester, you stand more of a chance of getting in.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
oh they are not secret they are simply not available to members of the public, for example what talks will be given at the forth coming meetings. Nice try Johhny, but try the ladies gymnasium with divesgeester, you stand more of a chance of getting in.

Why would such a thing not be made known?

Like on the notice board outside, forthcoming events.

Tuesday: Talk on Leviticus Chapter 1

Thursday: How not to burn a roast chicken.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Why would such a thing not be made known?

Like on the notice board outside, forthcoming events.

Tuesday: Talk on Leviticus Chapter 1

Thursday: How not to burn a roast chicken.

because they change every month and some talks are question and answer discussions.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
because they change every month and some talks are question and answer discussions.

I take it then that you didn't like my little joke about Leviticus Chapter 1.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I take it then that you didn't like my little joke about Leviticus Chapter 1.

i didn't get it.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
i didn't get it.

You would have if you knew about Leviticus Chapter 1.

The Burnt Offering.

Read my post again. Maybe the humour went right over your head.