Spirituality
12 Nov 21
12 Nov 21
@bigdogg saidIt is a good thing your here, there are questions. 😀
There is one correct version of Christianity. Fact.
Naturally, it's my version, or perhaps less blatantly egotistical, the version I happen to follow.
If you're not doing it like me, you're doing it wrong.
13 Nov 21
@kellyjay saidYes, ask away. My version is a font of knowledge. After all, we do have an all-access pass to the true Divine One.
It is a good thing your here, there are questions. 😀
Other people may say the same, but they are just putting words in God's mouth. They don't have God's Trademark. We do.
13 Nov 21
@bigdogg saidI shall inquire of the fairies who live at the bottom of the garden what views I should espouse and get back to you in the next day or so.
You must espouse your views on the topic; we'll let you know if they're approved.
Do you offer cucumber sandwiches? I like cucumber sandwiches.
13 Nov 21
@bigdogg saidRight, I have spoken with the fairies who live at the bottom of the garden and they have advised me to ask the following question before espousing any views:
You must espouse your views on the topic; we'll let you know if they're approved.
"Do I get sent to a Lake of Fire if I espouse any wrong views?"
13 Nov 21
@bigdogg saidI have a friend who does it like you, but he doesn't go to your gatherings and meetings because he doesn't like your spiritual patriarch.
There is one correct version of Christianity. Fact.
Naturally, it's my version, or perhaps less blatantly egotistical, the version I happen to follow.
If you're not doing it like me, you're doing it wrong.
Is he still doing it right?
I’m asking for him….
13 Nov 21
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@divegeester saidNot good enough! He must do it exactly like I do. This half-assery won't cut it.
I have a friend who does it like you, but he doesn't go to your gatherings and meetings because he doesn't like your spiritual patriarch.
Is he still doing it right?
I’m asking for him….
Edit: also, my spiritual patriarch is an Official Prophet®, so only a heathen would dislike him.
13 Nov 21
@moonbus saidOnly if you do not repent of them before you die. But don't wait. You could be hit by a car tomorrow!
Right, I have spoken with the fairies who live at the bottom of the garden and they have advised me to ask the following question before espousing any views:
"Do I get sent to a Lake of Fire if I espouse any wrong views?"
14 Nov 21
@eladar saidYou can't even spell "Christianity". You're most definitely doing it wrong.
The term Christisnity means nothing.
There are only those going to hell and those who are not.
Oh yeah, I forgot people around here believe they have thoughtful conversation lol.
Better buy some sunblock, about 1,000,000 SPF! You'll need it where you're going.