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There is one correct version of Christianity. Fact.

Naturally, it's my version, or perhaps less blatantly egotistical, the version I happen to follow.

If you're not doing it like me, you're doing it wrong.

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@bigdogg said
There is one correct version of Christianity. Fact.

Naturally, it's my version, or perhaps less blatantly egotistical, the version I happen to follow.

If you're not doing it like me, you're doing it wrong.
It is a good thing your here, there are questions. 😀

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I say, does your club accept applications for membership, or is it strictly 'invitation only'?

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@kellyjay said
It is a good thing your here, there are questions. 😀
Yes, ask away. My version is a font of knowledge. After all, we do have an all-access pass to the true Divine One.

Other people may say the same, but they are just putting words in God's mouth. They don't have God's Trademark. We do.

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@moonbus said
@BigDogg


I say, does your club accept applications for membership, or is it strictly 'invitation only'?
You must espouse your views on the topic; we'll let you know if they're approved.

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@bigdogg said
You must espouse your views on the topic; we'll let you know if they're approved.
I shall inquire of the fairies who live at the bottom of the garden what views I should espouse and get back to you in the next day or so.

Do you offer cucumber sandwiches? I like cucumber sandwiches.

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@bigdogg said
You must espouse your views on the topic; we'll let you know if they're approved.
Right, I have spoken with the fairies who live at the bottom of the garden and they have advised me to ask the following question before espousing any views:


"Do I get sent to a Lake of Fire if I espouse any wrong views?"

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Not good enough! He must do it exactly like I do. This half-assery won't cut it.

Edit: also, my spiritual patriarch is an Official Prophet®, so only a heathen would dislike him.

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@moonbus said
Right, I have spoken with the fairies who live at the bottom of the garden and they have advised me to ask the following question before espousing any views:


"Do I get sent to a Lake of Fire if I espouse any wrong views?"
Only if you do not repent of them before you die. But don't wait. You could be hit by a car tomorrow!

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Blasphemy!!

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@bigdogg said
you're doing it wrong
i am an inveterate heretic
except on paid bank holidays and my birthday
i still haven't figured out why

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The term Christisnity means nothing.

There are only those going to hell and those who are not.

Oh yeah, I forgot people around here believe they have thoughtful conversation lol.

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@eladar said
The term Christisnity means nothing.

There are only those going to hell and those who are not.

Oh yeah, I forgot people around here believe they have thoughtful conversation lol.
You can't even spell "Christianity". You're most definitely doing it wrong.

Better buy some sunblock, about 1,000,000 SPF! You'll need it where you're going.

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