Don't look at me

Originally posted by RBHILL
The (sic) is no purgatory,(sic) Jesus already saved use (sic) from all punishments that we might be saved. (??)

You either belong to God or Satan (sic) there is no middle ground (sic) so make the chose (sic).

Tell me who Jeffrey Beaumont and Frank Booth belong to?

Originally posted by RBHILL
Have no clue what you mean?

Oh alright, RB - too far away, you are, to whip you in my high heels...:'( Explaining....

If you find yourself confined to a prison of sobriety - when Jesus, after all, had a glass or two of wine - then you have constructed that little prison in which you find yourself, all by yourself, by subscribing to whatever beliefs you chose to honour, adopt or invent. Your cluelessness is more likely just the product of a severely throttled anal perspective brought on by not enough Jesus Juice 😉 Cheers!

Originally posted by widget
Oh alright, RB - too far away, you are, to whip you in my high heels...:'( Explaining....

If you find yourself confined to a prison of sobriety - when Jesus, after all, had a glass or two of wine - then you have constructed that little prison in which you find yourself, all by yourself, by subscribing to whatever beliefs you chose to honour, adopt or in ...[text shortened]... product of a severely throttled anal perspective brought on by not enough Jesus Juice 😉 Cheers!

I can gareenty you taht it had no Alcohal in it the wine that Jesus had. It was spiritual wine.

I know there is some mispelled words there but I am to busy and have to go study now.

Originally posted by RBHILL
I can gareenty you taht it had no Alcohal in it the wine that Jesus had. It was spiritual wine.

I know there is some mispelled words there but I am to busy and have to go study now.

Keep studying, RB, start with English ...you need the help ~ and then go on to etymology & biochemistry, buddy 😵 Wine is the result of the process of yeast converting grapes sugars to heat, alcohol and carbon dioxide. Remember the last time you heard those voices in your head commanding you to suck on the exhaust of the car for a while? And you didn't listen, did you?

Can't you hear them again? 🙄 Isn't it time you listened for once? 😀

Originally posted by widget
Keep studying, RB, start with English ...you need the help ~ and then go on to etymology & biochemistry, buddy 😵 Wine is the result of the process of yeast converting grapes sugars to heat, alcohol and carbon dioxide. Remember the last time you heard those voices in your head commanding you to suck on the exhaust of the car for a while? And you didn't listen, did you?

Can't you hear them again? 🙄 Isn't it time you listened for once? 😀

To be honest I dislike all types of Science classes,it is to boring for me. I like math classes.

Originally posted by widget
Keep studying, RB, start with English ...you need the help ~ and then go on to etymology & biochemistry, buddy 😵 Wine is the result of the process of yeast converting grapes sugars to heat, alcohol and carbon dioxide. Remember the last time you heard those voices in your head commanding you to suck on the exhaust of the car for a while? And you didn't listen, did you?

Can't you hear them again? 🙄 Isn't it time you listened for once? 😀

I can see where your heart is and that you dislike Christians.

Originally posted by kirksey957
RB, would you just listen to yourself. I just invited you to join my thread and you're telling me to stay out of yours. I will study my Bible and see if not posting in your thread is a requirement for Christianity.

Kirksey, I think your thread is great, and I do not think you are a fake. I am sorry RB said what he did. You know as well as I do that RB is not your judge....

Originally posted by RBHILL
I can gareenty you taht it had no Alcohal in it the wine that Jesus had. It was spiritual wine.

I know there is some mispelled words there but I am to busy and have to go study now.

What evidence do you have that the wine was alcohol free? And if so, why did folks ordinarily serve the best wine first? (hint: the most reasonable explanation of this pattern stems from the observation that inebriation deadens the taste buds. Serve the best first, while the taste buds are sharp, then cheaper stuff to keep the party going.)

Originally posted by Wulebgr
What evidence do you have that the wine was alcohol free? And if so, why did folks ordinarily serve the best wine first? (hint: the most reasonable explanation of this pattern stems from the observation that inebriation deadens the taste buds. Serve the best first, while the taste buds are sharp, then cheaper stuff to keep the party going.)

What is the correct spelling for Chateau Nuit St. Wogga-Wogga anyways?

Originally posted by RBHILL
I can gareenty you taht it had no Alcohal in it the wine that Jesus had. It was spiritual wine.

You can't be serious.

Originally posted by KneverKnight
What is the correct spelling for Chateau Nuit St. Wogga-Wogga anyways?

You nailed it first time out KnightyKnight! 😵 Never underestimate the inability of science to prevail over sheer and utterly blind ignorance and decades of inbreeding... 🙄 I hear those banjos playing.... 😛

Originally posted by RBHILL
I can see where your heart is and that you dislike Christians.

As WC (Hannibal) Fields might've said:

"I love Christians, particularly stir-fried over the fires of Hades and served with a glass of Chianti."

Christians roasting on an open fire
Jack Dan nipping at your liver,
Isn't it time
For a new glass of shine?
Merry X-mas
To you

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
You can't be serious.

First it was the inquisition and now this. Maybe there is some revisionist history going on about Mr. Welches having his start in Palestine.

Originally posted by RBHILL
I can gareenty you taht it had no Alcohal in it the wine that Jesus had. It was spiritual wine.

OMFG!

YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT! SPIRITUAL WINE!!!!!!!!!

OMFG! LMFAO!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Nemesio (wiping tears from his eyes!)