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God?

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I don't believe in god because there probably isn't a god. Think about it... all the wars and catastrophe... there can't be a god.

No. There can't be. There are MANY gods. That's right folks... I'm here today to tell you the truth. There are many gods fighting with one another for dominance and this is the answer we should understand to be the truth. Like the elusive question for the answer 42, the multi-god theory holds the most scientific proof. I know a scientist who once said there is probably more than one god, and I'm going with her scientific opinion.

The tidal wave in Asia? Muslim god vs. Christian god
Plague? Disease? Torture? Muslim god vs. Christian god
The Iraq War? Ok, ok, THIS one is on George Bush...

but there are countless other examples! We are really just cheerleaders here on this dusty sphere. The more we pray, the more we show our preference for our team...And your team is listening, my friends. If you're having a bad day, suck it up and need god or else god is going to be pouting at the top of the key and that other god is going to snatch the ball for a slam dunk...of pain and horror in our world!

I would urge you to cheer for my team: the no god team. This god is the best god. This god prevents other gods from fighting one another. This god stops the fighting in the name of religion and puts a real name on the roots of all this anger: hunger, poverty, greed and corruption. So that we will know the truth. And the truth, my friends, will set you right.

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Originally posted by Ou Lei
No. There can't be. There are MANY gods. That's right folks... I'm here today to tell you the truth. There are many gods fighting with one another for dominance and this is the answer we should understand to be the truth.
Sounds like what most theist have been saying all along except they prefer to use derogatory names for other peoples gods eg "Satan", "The Devil" etc

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OL

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Ou Lei, I think you need to find god yourself. I recommend mine: he is smart, funny, and he doesn't eff around in times when other religions threaten to take our food. Also, he is willing to do what it takes in order to justify his own greed. This is a god who gets things done.

I think secretly you are hurting, and I feel sorry for you. It's atheists like you who are ruining our magical fairlyland. When you go to heck I will look down on you from my pillow-like cloud and pity you. pity pity pity you.

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Originally posted by Ou Lei
Ou Lei, I think you need to find god yourself. I recommend mine: he is smart, funny, and he doesn't eff around in times when other religions threaten to take our food. Also, he is willing to do what it takes in order to justify his own greed. This is a god who gets things done.

I think secretly you are hurting, and I feel sorry for you. It's atheists l ...[text shortened]... o to heck I will look down on you from my pillow-like cloud and pity you. pity pity pity you.
Did you forget to change accounts?

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My 2 personalities share 1 account.

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Originally posted by twhitehead
Sounds like what most theist have been saying all along except they prefer to use derogatory names for other peoples gods eg "Satan", "The Devil" etc
Don't forget what the serpent said to Adam and Eve to persuade them to partake of the forbidden fruit. He said that if you eat of it, you will be as gods.....

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Originally posted by Ou Lei
I would urge you to cheer for my team: the no god team. This god is the best god.
Don't you mean, I am my own god team? Sorry, been there, done that.

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what do you want god to do? we want free will so he gives us rules to live by if we transgress it is our problem. as it is written no thought of sin, sickness, death will enter the kingdom,

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Originally posted by stoker
what do you want god to do? we want free will so he gives us rules to live by if we transgress it is our problem. as it is written no thought of sin, sickness, death will enter the kingdom,
You bring me out of retirement from the forums just to say....very well said.... why do people blame God all the time.... Satan must be laughing his horned head off at the fact that we overlook him!!!

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Originally posted by Ou Lei
My 2 personalities share 1 account.
I don't know if that violates the RHP policy. I would take legal advice.

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Originally posted by Ou Lei
I don't believe in god because there probably isn't a god. Think about it... all the wars and catastrophe... there can't be a god.

No. There can't be. There are MANY gods. That's right folks... I'm here today to tell you the truth. There are many gods fighting with one another for dominance and this is the answer we should understand to be the truth. ...[text shortened]... uption. So that we will know the truth. And the truth, my friends, will set you right.
I believe in God because there probably is aGod. think about it... all the wars and catastrophe... Satan trying to ruin Gods plan....

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hang on a second, evil is proof that there is a god, but that he doesn't always get his way? right...

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Originally posted by Ou Lei
I don't believe in god because there probably isn't a god. Think about it... all the wars and catastrophe... there can't be a god.

No. There can't be. There are MANY gods. That's right folks... I'm here today to tell you the truth. There are many gods fighting with one another for dominance and this is the answer we should understand to be the truth. ...[text shortened]... uption. So that we will know the truth. And the truth, my friends, will set you right.
just becasue there is violence doesn't mean there is no God.

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Correct. It means, if there is a god, he cannot be benevolent, omniscient and omnipotent at the same time. But nothing can ever mean there is no god.