jehovas witness

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

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in your dreams fatboy, you just sooo jealous cause we sooooo awesome!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
in your dreams fatboy, you just sooo jealous cause we sooooo awesome!

and silly

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they may ask what is written in the Bible and point to John 17:3

this means everlasting life their taking in knowledge of you, the only true God and of the one whom you sent forth, Jesus Christ.

and ask you how its possible to get to know God without studying and watch as you slobber your way through some lamebo self certified drool.

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phone them first! let them prepare their minds!

Originally posted by redbarons
and silly

no just pure awesomeness!

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

1. Pack a Super Soaker®
2. Get a big dog.
3. After they come in, shut the door behind them and shout, "YOU'VE COME - JUST AS MY MASTER, LUCIFER, PREDICTED!" They will run out the back door, and you'll never hear from them again.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
1. Pack a Super Soaker®
2. Get a big dog.
3. After they come in, shut the door behind them and shout, "YOU'VE COME - JUST AS MY MASTER, LUCIFER, PREDICTED!" They will run out the back door, and you'll never hear from the again.

super soaker season approaches my son! lots of skooshing will be going on!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
super soaker season approaches my son! lots of skooshing will be going on!

See, that's what I like about you. If I challenged most JW's to a Super Soaker Frag Fest at the local park, they'd look at me like I was crazy.

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

Twenty years ago they built a Kingdom Hall a couple of blocks away from me. I was working the graveyard shift at work and they kept coming by at 10AM despite my telling them to please not do that. In frustration I answered my door and tersely told them that my family and I were pagans and since I did not press my beliefs upon them, they should not foist their beliefs upon me. They apologized and left, never to return. In fact, whenever I saw them walking down my street they would cross over to the other side of the street rather than walk directly in front of my house. SUCCESS !

Originally posted by caissad4
Twenty years ago they built a Kingdom Hall a couple of blocks away from me. I was working the graveyard shift at work and they kept coming by at 10AM despite my telling them to please not do that. In frustration I answered my door and tersely told them that my family and I were pagans and since I did not press my beliefs upon them, they should not foist the ...[text shortened]... s over to the other side of the street rather than walk directly in front of my house. SUCCESS !

well done will give it a go.