jehovas witness

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
what part of slobbery drool are you having trouble with?

Yours... It's dribbling all over the forum.

Originally posted by googlefudge
Yours... It's dribbling all over the forum.

Lol, hard to respect that statement dude.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Lol, hard to respect that statement dude.

I don't need or want your respect.

I don't respect you.

Not being a hypocrite I neither want no respect in return.

Originally posted by googlefudge
I don't need or want your respect.

I don't respect you.

Not being a hypocrite I neither want no respect in return.

sorry i forgot you're not human, my bad.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
sorry i forgot you're not human, my bad.

Yes. Do try to remember that.

Originally posted by googlefudge
Yes. Do try to remember that.

As you wish Ming! so what do you want? Flash Gordon dead? Dr. Zarkoffs mind. Tribute from the Hawk men?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
As you wish Ming! so what do you want? Flash Gordon dead? Dr. Zarkoffs mind.

I can't have both?

Originally posted by googlefudge
I can't have both?

I dont think that's possible, sorry.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I dont think that's possible, sorry.

Not even if I follow these rules?

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Originally posted by googlefudge
Not even if I follow these rules?

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

I hope you have a daughter and she is ultimately evil but falls in love with the hero and betrays her own father!

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

I usually tell them that I can only talk once my yard work is done, and then imply that if they helped things would go faster. 😛

Originally posted by whodey
I usually tell them that I can only talk once my yard work is done, and then imply that if they helped things would go faster. 😛

spoken like a true factory owning capitalist bourgeoisie, always trying to get people to work for nada, have you no shame?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
spoken like a true factory owning capitalist bourgeoisie, always trying to get people to work for nada, have you no shame?

Not true, I give them health benefits. I direct them to the Obama web site to sign up for their "free" health care.

Seriously though, our church goes out into the community and helps people for free without asking for a dime or to convert. You might try it some time, it's much more effective than knocking on doors and handing them a cheesy pamphlet where everyone is smiling. Those pamphlets have always been very disturbing to me. 😲

Originally posted by whodey
Not true, I give them health benefits. I direct them to the Obama web site to sign up for their "free" health care.

aye right! you direct them to your rich banking friends private gold courses so they can manicure their greens with a pair of tweezers!

Originally posted by whodey
Not true, I give them health benefits. I direct them to the Obama web site to sign up for their "free" health care.

Seriously though, our church goes out into the community and helps people for free without asking for a dime or to convert. You might try it some time, it's much more effective than knocking on doors and handing them a cheesy pamphlet where everyone is smiling. Those pamphlets have always been very disturbing to me. 😲

those 'cheesy pamphlets' and smiling brothers and sisters have helped millions of people overcome drug abuse, prostitution, abject poverty, illiteracy, addictions to tobacco and alcoholism often in the face of extreme persecution! what has doing yard work ever done except pull up peoples weeds?