jehovas witness

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

I had some JW's turn up recently, I was in the process of packing the car for a few days away at the time. Told them I was a 'devout atheist', and that was that. They didn't seem to get the joke, whereas a couple of non-denominational Christians who knocked on my door a few years back saw the funny side.

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

I smiled benignly and told them I was a priest (didn't seem to matter what denomination); they've left me alone.

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

Ask them to pray

Originally posted by redbarons
normally I just lob my one eyed trouser snake out and that gets rid but the little rippers keep coming back.

maybe they are hung up on the concept of trouser snakes and feel they need to be bitten like the Holy Ghost church.

Originally posted by Pudgenik
Ask them to pray

just like the Pharisees who enjoyed public prayers! Jesus said go into your private room to pray.

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

Perhaps the more difficult question is: how does one get robbie to leave well alone?

Originally posted by moonbus
Perhaps the more difficult question is: how does one get robbie to leave well alone?

Bonasera, Bonasera, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, this scum who ruined the forum would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.

Originally posted by caissad4
Twenty years ago they built a Kingdom Hall a couple of blocks away from me. I was working the graveyard shift at work and they kept coming by at 10AM despite my telling them to please not do that. In frustration I answered my door and tersely told them that my family and I were pagans and since I did not press my beliefs upon them, they should not foist the ...[text shortened]... s over to the other side of the street rather than walk directly in front of my house. SUCCESS !

I once chanced upon a large pentangle traced on the floor of a large derelict house with little pebbles. I had on me a little bible tract, 'you can live forever on a paradise earth', its was very colourful and I placed it right in the middle of that pentangle and placed a little stone to keep it from blowing away for the erudition of the witches when they returned. Success indeed! Hopefully they have turned from giving devotion to the creation rather than the creator by now.

Originally posted by moonbus
Perhaps the more difficult question is: how does one get robbie to leave well alone?

Robbie is a toe rag

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

Tell them that your God is the man Jesus Christ.

And then tell them again.

Originally posted by redbarons
Robbie is a toe rag

[Chuckle.] I haven't heard that expression in yonks.

Originally posted by redbarons
how do you get them to leave you alone

-answer the door naked (works best if you are a fat male).

-show up at THEIR door step and ask them if they would like to talk about physics.

-research if it is legal to spray them with a water gun, while staying inside your apartment. if it is, put vinegar in the water gun and spray them.

-paint pentagrams in goat blood on your house. have some impaled pig heads in your yard

Originally posted by Zahlanzi
-answer the door naked (works best if you are a fat male).

-show up at THEIR door step and ask them if they would like to talk about physics.

-research if it is legal to spray them with a water gun, while staying inside your apartment. if it is, put vinegar in the water gun and spray them.

-paint pentagrams in goat blood on your house. have some impaled pig heads in your yard

I usually ask them why they promote death penalty to homosexuals for showing their love to their partner in certain countries. After some time they usually leave, and, hopefully, not come back.

-Removed-

Many african countries has death penalty. They are supported by Jehovas Witnesses in their countries. It's all googable.