05 Mar '06 11:26>
Jewish Grandma and Grandson
A Jewish grandmother gives directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I'm in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma," says the grandson, "that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all those buttons with my elbow?"
"What," she exclaims, "you're coming empty handed?"
A Jewish grandmother gives directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I'm in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma," says the grandson, "that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all those buttons with my elbow?"
"What," she exclaims, "you're coming empty handed?"