08 Feb '06 15:47>
So, does any of you have good, religious jokes to share? I know, mine weren't exactly the funniest ever, but surely that only means you can do better? 🙂
Originally posted by checkbaiterDespite being drunk, and feeling under the weather at the moment, it still made me smile. Thanks! 🙂
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He o ...[text shortened]...
I MIGHT HAVE POSTED THIS BEFORE BUT I COULDN'T RESIST.
🙂
Originally posted by lucifershammerWhy? An un-named chap is being crucified, but instead of using nails they've used 'no more nails'. I would say that a glue that can support a human's weight is pretty impressive, miraculous even.
Sorry, but that one actually is offensive to Christians.
Originally posted by scottishinnzPlease. I give you more credit than that.
Why? An un-named chap is being crucified, but instead of using nails they've used 'no more nails'. I would say that a glue that can support a human's weight is pretty impressive, miraculous even.
[edit; oh, and Christianity is offensive to me, so that makes it just about even then]
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesThe reason is much simpler - darvlay's image simply wouldn't open in my browser. "Page not found".
I agree. I found darvlay's joke several times more inciting.
Maybe LH just didn't have the balls to stand up to darvlay and took it out on scottishnz. I don't blame him. The Wolfpack has darvlay's back, even though he's Canadian.
Originally posted by checkbaiterSome of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Thanks.
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were
announced in church services:
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." ...[text shortened]... Basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.