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A paratrooper making his first real jump was terrified. His instructor told him, "If anything goes wrong, just call on the Buddha, and you will be saved."
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he cried out, "Buddha, oh Buddha!" and a hand came out and saved him.
In great relief, he exclaimed, "Oh, thank God!"—and was dropped.
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One day a young Buddhist on his journey home, came to the banks of a deep, wide river with no way to cross. He wandered upstream and downstream for hours, searching for a way across the obstacle. Just as he was about to give up he saw a well-known Zen Master on the other side of the river. The young Buddhist yells over to the teacher "Oh wise Master , can you tell me how to get to the other side of this river"?
The Zen master ponders for a moment looks up and down the river—and yells back, "My son, you are on the other side..."
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he cried out, "Buddha, oh Buddha!" and a hand came out and saved him.
In great relief, he exclaimed, "Oh, thank God!"—and was dropped.
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One day a young Buddhist on his journey home, came to the banks of a deep, wide river with no way to cross. He wandered upstream and downstream for hours, searching for a way across the obstacle. Just as he was about to give up he saw a well-known Zen Master on the other side of the river. The young Buddhist yells over to the teacher "Oh wise Master , can you tell me how to get to the other side of this river"?
The Zen master ponders for a moment looks up and down the river—and yells back, "My son, you are on the other side..."