-Removed-Apparently it’s no longer a secret. But folks who live in the mountain time zone have an inferiority complex based on everyone making fun of their silly time zone.
If I ever found myself in a state that was in the mountain time zone, I’d refuse to adjust my clocks or watches to their silly schedule. I’d rather be late or early by an hour than conform to their ridiculous time zone.
-Removed-How am I lying, tiger? You asked me an hour or so ago and I told you three real ones and three fake ones. Much earlier, I thought there were three because I had forgotten about the mountain time zone (as nearly everyone else has.) The other two time zones (Alaska and Hawaii) are apparently each specific to only one state.
Can Jimmy’s dad give you a ride home from soccer practice?