Attention RJHinds: The following is intended for humorous purposes only and should not be understood as an accurate description of prehistoric life. Dinosaurs could not really breathe fire and therefore would not have been used for barbecueing. This is the end of the joke. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Originally posted by catstormHe doesn't have an unlimited supply of it, so it makes sense to only use it when
On the subject of Popeye, wouldn't it make more sense to eat the spinach at the beginning of the fight, instead of getting beaten up first?
you really have to... Kinda like the use of magic potion in Asterix and Obelix.
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Originally posted by whodeyRofl.
This from a guy who thinks that life sprang from cyrstals or whatever lame theory you believe.
Who here expects life just to spring up anywhere? LOL.
It really works a whole lot better when you actually know what the position you are mocking actually is ...
I'm sorry I just can't stop laughing at that.
Originally posted by googlefudgeI listened to one evolutionist who claims materials for life could have used crystals as a platform, upon which life would eventually develop to a point where the crystals would no longer be needed.
Rofl.
It really works a whole lot better when you actually know what the position you are mocking actually is ...
I'm sorry I just can't stop laughing at that.
Apparently he isn't ready to consider the idea of aliens seeding our planet, or maybe he thinks that idea is just too nuts for any serious consideration.
Originally posted by whodeyI am curious as to how you know his theory is lame when you don't even know what theory he has.
This from a guy who thinks that life sprang from cyrstals or whatever lame theory you believe.
Who here expects life just to spring up anywhere? LOL.
Prior to Louis Pasteur, just about everyone.
Originally posted by googlefudgehow do you know? where you there? if you weren't there you can't know for sure
It drops through an inter-dimensional portal which connects to the fuel ducts
used in Iron Man's suit, which is why he doesn't need to have enough space for fuel tanks.
Originally posted by ZahlanziDuring the commercials the prehistoric appliances would step outside and poop on the neighbors lawn.
the garbage disposal dinosaur constantly eats garbage but we don't see it poop.
does it have an interdimensional portal inside its stomach? is the garbage entirely converted into energy and if so where does that energy go? can that dinosaur explode if you bump into it?
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Originally posted by lemon limeSure aliens done it, but crystals created the aliens. 😲
I listened to one evolutionist who claims materials for life could have used crystals as a platform, upon which life would eventually develop to a point where the crystals would no longer be needed.
Apparently he isn't ready to consider the idea of aliens seeding our planet, or maybe he thinks that idea is just too nuts for any serious consideration.
The fact that atheists are so willing to believe in an ET but shun the thought of a God existing is rather humorous.
Apparently unknown life forms can only come in the form of a UFO with idiot aliens who come here to only anally probe us.