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Jesus Dies!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Jesus Dies!
and then...?

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Originally posted by duecer
and then...?
... and, after resurrection, ascension and session and following the Church Age, He returns to vanquish all enemies. Make sure you're on the right side of that one!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Jesus Dies!
Dammit! I was halfway through Deuteronomy, and now you've ruined all the rest for me. 😞

Would you mind CAPITALIZING the word "Spoiler" next time?? 😠

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
Dammit! I was halfway through Deuteronomy, and now you've ruined all the rest for me. 😞

Would you mind CAPITALIZING the word "Spoiler" next time?? 😠
No need to be spoiled or discouraged. Keep reading.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Jesus Dies!
It was a good thing for us He did. And what's even better is that Jesus rose from the dead.

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Originally posted by josephw
It was a good thing for us He did. And what's even better is that Jesus rose from the dead.
I do love how Christianity is so blunt about being a death cult.

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Originally posted by UzumakiAi
I do love how Christianity is so blunt about being a death cult.
Lol!

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
... and, after resurrection, ascension and session and following the Church Age, He returns to vanquish all enemies. Make sure you're on the right side of that one!
There are no sides on that dimension

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Originally posted by UzumakiAi
I do love how Christianity is so blunt about being a death cult.
Maybe you've been guzzling down so much Japanese Anima that you think everything is a death cult.

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Originally posted by jaywill
Maybe you've been guzzling down so much Japanese Anima that you think everything is a death cult.
Methinks a Japanese needs not these funny anime in order to accept the essence of death; merely envisioning a standing still warrior in a Masuda Miochin Ki no Muneharu o yoroi with merely his shinshinto wakizashi in hand would be fine (although the vision of Musashi charging Ganryu with a broken oar would be quite enough) 😵

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Originally posted by black beetle
Methinks a Japanese needs not these funny anime in order to accept the essence of death; merely envisioning a standing still warrior in a Masuda Miochin Ki no Muneharu o yoroi with merely his shinshinto wakizashi in hand would be fine (although the vision of Musashi charging Ganryu with a broken oar would be quite enough) 😵
I took your suggestion to emulate Musashi charging Ganryu with a broken oar, and the clerk at Penney's looked at me as though I was a total loon. Besides not being able to figure out where they kept their Ganryu, she said she couldn't even begin to slide a piece of wood through the card reader.

Feeling very Buddhist-y, I walked away... empty handed.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Jesus Dies!
DAMMIT!!

I didn't see the movie yet. :'(

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Originally posted by Badwater
DAMMIT!!

I didn't see the movie yet. :'(
It takes forever for him to die, though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Thepassionposterface-1-.jpg

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Originally posted by josephw
It was a good thing for us He did. And what's even better is that Jesus rose from the dead.
Yes, let us all praise Zombie Jesus.