The Bunfight Forum? (Thanks Penquin)

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I never dumped any one in my life - friend or girlfriend.

She was getting me pretty good too. I just thought that was weird first date behaviour.

The Christian thing had nothing to do with it - it never came up, I just figured her for filling in the "christian" box on the electoral roll

-Removed-

One day a man came upon a wounded tiger. He slowly nursed it back to health, fed him until he regained his strength. The man had a growing attachment ,but the tiger just suddenly reared up and attacked the man.
"Why are you attacking me"? said the man.
" You knew I was a tiger, right? So what did you expect "