There is no God !!!

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Took him a while to warm up his stale old message.

Stale? You're not good with understatement. I'd say it's more like -- raunchy, scatalogical, putrid, abused, overused, flogged-to-death, tasty-as-shoe-sole, obsessed, hagridden -- definitely not stale anymore. As much as you can count on gravity, STANG would bring up Bush in a thread about the absence of God.

Originally posted by Halitose
As much as you can count on gravity, STANG would bring up Bush in a thread about the absence of God.

Jesus was an alien with an anti-gravity machine.

Oops, wrong thread.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Jesus was an alien with an anti-gravity machine.

Oops, wrong thread.

Nooo, Jesus was an anti-gravity machine with an alien in it.

Where's the thread for this anyway?

Originally posted by stocken
Nooo, Jesus was an anti-gravity machine with an alien in it.

That one went over my head.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That one went over my head.

Well, yes. Being an anti-gravity machine, I think he went over all our heads.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Jesus was an alien with an anti-gravity machine.

Don't be silly.

Aliens wouldn't turn water into wine.

Originally posted by STANG
Don't be silly.

Aliens wouldn't turn water into wine.

'course they would. How'd ya think they fire that sucker up?

Originally posted by STANG
Don't be silly.

Aliens wouldn't turn water into wine.

No, but the anti-gravity machine (Jesus) would. That poor alien simply had no control. Much like Bush. Just a marionette, really.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
'course they would. How'd ya think they fire that sucker up?

What sucker? I'm lost.

Originally posted by stocken
No, but the anti-gravity machine (Jesus) would. That poor alien simply had no control. Much like Bush. Just a marionette, really.

Glad to see someone's on topic.

Originally posted by stocken
What sucker? I'm lost.

The anti-gravity machine, evidently fuelled by alcohol. Communion is a distant folk memory of this remarkable technology.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The anti-gravity machine, evidently fuelled by alcohol. Communion is a distant folk memory of this remarkable technology.

How do the bits of bread come into it ?

Originally posted by STANG
How do the bits of bread come into it ?

Well, having studied the facts closely, I can tell you for sure: The bread was used to suck up the good wine. The alien ate the bread, and the machine crashed. It was the alien on that cross, not Jesus.

Originally posted by STANG
How do the bits of bread come into it ?

Communion wafers stand for the crackers the aliens took with them on picnics.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Communion wafers stand for the crackers the aliens took with them on picnics.

I'll just get out of your way, Bosse! Ha ha ha