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Originally posted by RJHinds
You don't have to feel like an OUTSIDER anymore.
I resemble that remark!

🙂

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
You really shouldn't shoot at crows Karoly. Shoot pigeons instead.
I was never going to shoot it. I was showing my kid how those crows have this extra sense. There is no doubt about it.

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
I was never going to shoot it. I was showing my kid how those crows have this extra sense. There is no doubt about it.
I agree there's does seem to be something slightly paranormal about corvids. They seem to know when you're watching them from a hide through binoculars too.

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I took a poop today that verged upon a religious experience. At the very least I gave butt birth to a sacred cow and prayers to Jesus Christ were highly featured in the event.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I took a poop today that verged upon a religious experience. At the very least I gave butt birth to a sacred cow and prayers to Jesus Christ were highly featured in the event.
Remember those pelvic floor exercises!

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
Remember those pelvic floor exercises!
I actually had to take my pants off to pass this monster.

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
.... those crows have this extra sense. There is no doubt about it.
They can sense that someone is teaching thier kid a lesson about a crows sixth sense? Or what is it you claim the crows sensed?
Have you tried going out without your catapault and checked whether the crows flew off? How many trials did you run with the two scenarios and what were the statistics?
Did you try any other objects that were similar to a catapault but not harmful?
Did you try a dismantled catapault that could not do any actual harm?

Seriously, if you believe this sixth sense exists in crows, study it more. If you prove it, you could win the Nobel prize.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I took a poop today that verged upon a religious experience. At the very least I gave butt birth to a sacred cow and prayers to Jesus Christ were highly featured in the event.
I can relate to such an experience and it is diffently worth giving thanks to the Lord in the end.

HalleluYah !!! Praise the Lord! Holy! Holy! Holy!

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Originally posted by RJHinds
I can relate to such an experience and it is diffently worth giving thanks to the Lord in the end.

HalleluYah !!! Praise the Lord! Holy! Holy! Holy!
I believe it was you that I gave birth to.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I believe it was you that I gave birth to.
If so, you would have to be much older than 68. 😏

Good luck on your next go around.

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Originally posted by RJHinds
If so, you would have to be much older than 68. 😏

Good luck on your next go around.
I'm a time traveller.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I actually had to take my pants off to pass this monster.
hehe...
Where would be without your humor? I mean it's funny cause it's usually true!!

My friend hadn't passed a turf in a week or so, then suddenly, in the supermarket, he had a bowel movement, and this little ball, as hard as a rock, popped out onto the floor. It didn't smell, it was that old. He just kicked it under the counter and kept shopping.
Even if someone did notice, you think they would've said anything?

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
hehe...
Where would be without your humor? I mean it's funny cause it's usually true!!

My friend hadn't passed a turf in a week or so, then suddenly, in the supermarket, he had a bowel movement, and this little ball, as hard as a rock, popped out onto the floor. It didn't smell, it was that old. He just kicked it under the counter and kept shopping.
Even if someone did notice, you think they would've said anything?
Now that really funny to me. Ha ha ha 😏 😀

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
hehe...
Where would be without your humor? I mean it's funny cause it's usually true!!

My friend hadn't passed a turf in a week or so, then suddenly, in the supermarket, he had a bowel movement, and this little ball, as hard as a rock, popped out onto the floor. It didn't smell, it was that old. He just kicked it under the counter and kept shopping.
Even if someone did notice, you think they would've said anything?
turf?? i meant turd!

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
hehe...
Where would be without your humor? I mean it's funny cause it's usually true!!

My friend hadn't passed a turf in a week or so, then suddenly, in the supermarket, he had a bowel movement, and this little ball, as hard as a rock, popped out onto the floor. It didn't smell, it was that old. He just kicked it under the counter and kept shopping.
Even if someone did notice, you think they would've said anything?
When this thing finally erupted into the world the resulting explosion was akin to someone fastballing a garden gnome into the toilet.

Oh and your buddy is a weird, weird dude.