I think it's gonna be that Nigerian cardinal. I'm hopin so as I'd like to see the golf cart pope-mobile replaced with a Lincoln Navigator, maybe wit some spinnin rims.
Originally posted by kirksey957 I think it's gonna be that Nigerian cardinal. I'm hopin so as I'd like to see the golf cart pope-mobile replaced with a Lincoln Navigator, maybe wit some spinnin rims.
Perhaps, if the church is supposed to be more modern, they could choose a new pope using a kind of talent contest where catholics could phone in for their favourites.
They could call it Pope Idol.
Originally posted by Redmike Perhaps, if the church is supposed to be more modern, they could choose a new pope using a kind of talent contest where catholics could phone in for their favourites.
They could call it Pope Idol.
Will there be a swimsuit phase of the competition ?
Originally posted by wib Yes, but sadly it's "one piece" suits only.
We're all going to hell. You know that right?
I have it on the authority of BF101 that I'll be chain smoking turds there for eternity .
PS - On the hunt for the next pope - It's probably going to go the same way it did last time . They were thinking maybe a pope from S America , others wanted a U S pope , some were lobbying for an African pope . They couldn't count the votes accurately , so they took a Pole ....
Originally posted by Moldy Crow I have it on the authority of BF101 that I'll be chain smoking turds there for eternity .
PS - On the hunt for the next pope - It's probably going to go the same way it did last time . They were thinking maybe a pope from S America , others wanted a U S pope , some were lobbying for an African pope . They couldn't count the votes accurately , so they took a Pole ....
Oh oh oh that hurts. Funny though.
And on a serious note - I read a little article about there being no chance in hell of an American becoming Pope. The reasons were many of course, but mainly it's because so many people around the world hate us. That was pretty much the jist of it. That's really sad.