1. Standard membersumydid
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    19 Nov '11 04:311 edit
    I think someone recently alluded to a Brit-JW composite... if there ever was such a person. I can't even muster the thought without getting a headache and feeling dizzy.

    Little known fact: The crappy food that the Brits serve up, is actually made from recipies etched upon bronze tablets discovered by Charles Taze Russell.
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    19 Nov '11 04:41
    Originally posted by sumydid
    I think someone recently alluded to a Brit-JW composite... if there ever was such a person. I can't even muster the thought without getting a headache and feeling dizzy.

    Little known fact: The crappy food that the Brits serve up, is actually made from recipies etched upon bronze tablets discovered by Charles Taze Russell.
    I think robbie carobbie knows all about it.
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    19 Nov '11 04:44
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    I think robbie carobbie knows all about it.
    So you think he can carrobierate my story?
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    19 Nov '11 07:04
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    I think robbie carobbie knows all about it.
    i did, an angel appeared to me and gave me two golden recipe books, which i
    memorised and are now lost to all eternity, i plan to start a bland food empire called
    MacDonalds, selling unhealthy cheap crap to kids luring them in with toy promotions,
    do you think it will work?
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    19 Nov '11 07:44
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    i did, an angel appeared to me and gave me two golden recipe books, which i
    memorised and are now lost to all eternity, i plan to start a bland food empire called
    MacDonalds, selling unhealthy cheap crap to kids luring them in with toy promotions,
    do you think it will work?
    Sounds like a recipe for success!
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    22 Nov '11 18:001 edit
    Originally posted by sumydid
    I think someone recently alluded to a Brit-JW composite... if there ever was such a person. I can't even muster the thought without getting a headache and feeling dizzy.

    Little known fact: The crappy food that the Brits serve up, is actually made from recipies etched upon bronze tablets discovered by Charles Taze Russell.
    Nice spot of racism there, well done. I'm sure jeebus would be proud of you.

    Hang on, you're from the US and you're dissing British food?! I take it back what I said about jeebus.
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    23 Nov '11 00:05
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    Nice spot of racism there, well done. I'm sure jeebus would be proud of you.

    Hang on, you're from the US and you're dissing British food?! I take it back what I said about jeebus.
    I don't think the OP is serious. I smell satire. 🙂
    (And bad English cooking. 😛 )
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    23 Nov '11 06:38
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    i did, an angel appeared to me and gave me two golden recipe books, which i
    memorised and are now lost to all eternity, i plan to start a bland food empire called
    MacDonalds, selling unhealthy cheap crap to kids luring them in with toy promotions,
    do you think it will work?
    The name is too long and too Scottish.
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    24 Nov '11 06:22
    The Hare Krsnas have the best food,imo.
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    24 Nov '11 07:39
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    Nice spot of racism there, well done. I'm sure jeebus would be proud of you.

    Hang on, you're from the US and you're dissing British food?! I take it back what I said about jeebus.
    The sarcasm was obvious to anyone with even a shred of a sense of humor. And I'm sure there are a lot of things you've said about "jeebus" that you will want to take back. 😞
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    24 Nov '11 18:30
    Originally posted by sumydid
    The sarcasm was obvious to anyone with even a shred of a sense of humor. And I'm sure there are a lot of things you've said about "jeebus" that you will want to take back. 😞
    Oh right, you justify racism under the guise of sarcasm? Personally I find bigotry offensive whichever way you dress it up, but then I don't take my morals from a book. And no, just that one thing.
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    25 Nov '11 00:10
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    i did, an angel appeared to me and gave me two golden recipe books, which i
    memorised and are now lost to all eternity, i plan to start a bland food empire called
    MacDonalds, selling unhealthy cheap crap to kids luring them in with toy promotions,
    do you think it will work?
    I suggest naming it "McDonalds"... Americans don't "get" Mac surnames.

    You'll get my bill.
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    25 Nov '11 00:20
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    Hang on, you're from the US and you're dissing British food?!
    Get real. If there's ANY food on this planet that can be mocked and dissed, it's British food. I mean, come on, Beans and Toast? Really?
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    25 Nov '11 00:34
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Get real. If there's ANY food on this planet that can be mocked and dissed, it's British food. I mean, come on, Beans and Toast? Really?
    baked beans in tomato sauce on toast, if you please!
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    25 Nov '11 01:101 edit
    You're both wrong - it's beans on toast.

    How good it is depends on the brand, usually Tesco or Asda medium quality own brand is quite tasty (and the smart-price variants of bread suffice very well) though with the smart price versions of the beans I find there is a slight after-taste not too dissimilar to washing-up liquid.

    But yeah - beans on toast, sausage n mash, full english breakfast - we do awesome food, and what do the americans offer!?


    Corndogs 😞
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