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Why don't Jehovah witness's celebrate birthdays?

Why don't Jehovah witness's celebrate birthdays?

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it must really suck having a jehovah witness mum & dad

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Originally posted by tim88
it must really suck having a jehovah witness mum & dad
What do you say that we tie Robbie down and force a birthday party on him?

You bake the cake, light the candles, and I will help force feed him cake and ice cream.

We will force him to have fun even if it kills us all!! 😛

Surely the Watchtower won't excommunicate him if we force him to submit to such pagan rituals as a party. Just so long as he does not crack a smile so as to seem to enjoy it all should be well.

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Originally posted by whodey
What do you say that we tie Robbie down and force a birthday party on him?

You bake the cake, light the candles, and I will help force feed him cake and ice cream.

We will force him to have fun even if it kills us all!! 😛

Surely the Watchtower won't excommunicate him if we force him to submit to such pagan rituals as a party. Just so long as he does not crack a smile so as to seem to enjoy it all should be well.
Shhhhh then divesgeester would not be able to accuse me of secretly celebrating pagan festivals even though i was entirely up front about pancake Tuesday.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Shhhhh then divesgeester would not be able to accuse me of secretly celebrating pagan festivals even though i was entirely up front about pancake Tuesday.
Be careful. You might get yourself excommunicated.

HalleluYah !!! Praise the LORD!

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as long as there no type of blood sausages with the pancakes I think you'll be ok RC but do not have fun or else !!!! LOL




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I hate birthdays LOL no really :-)



Manny

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Originally posted by menace71
as long as there no type of blood sausages with the pancakes I think you'll be ok RC but do not have fun or else !!!! LOL




Manny
We call then black puddings in Scotland, they are truly horrible, how anyone can eat them I dunno. They are usually deep fried in batter. Dont worry my son, pancake Tuesday will soon be upon us and we can gleefully eat to divegeesters health daring him to grass us in to the elders!

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Originally posted by menace71
I hate birthdays LOL no really :-)



Manny
why?

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I cannot stop my mother and father from celebrating Christmas, nor my brothers and sisters, nor my aunts and uncles, nor my nieces and nephews and I would just like to say that today I bought a Christmas cake, it had almonds on the top with cherry sauce, mmmmmm, it was so tasty and reduced in price as well! thank you Santa Claus!

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I have never been more free to enjoy life than since I became a Witness of the most high God, I was freed from false teaching, freed from materialism, freed from negativity and Christ blessed me with a loving family of brothers and sisters throughout the globe, what else is there to be desired? I have no issues and there are no fences facing me.

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No I cannot say for a true Christian like myself its very pleasant to be surrounded with so many pagan elements

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
No I cannot say for a true Christian like myself its very pleasant to be surrounded with so many pagan elements
What makes a Jehovah's Witness a "true Christian"?

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