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A fat b'stard question

A fat b'stard question

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I think what's really important is that you like yourself. Don't worry about what other people think cause you can never please them. Live to please yourself.

Reminds me of a call I got the other day. This friend named "Bob" called cause we hadn't seen each other since Christmas. During our conversation he said, "How's your diet going?"











Yeah, there was a pause on my end. Then I said to him, "Diet? What diet? I'm not on a diet!"

Why do would anyone think I'd be on a diet!? 😠

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Originally posted by arrakis
Why do would anyone think I'd be on a diet!? 😠
Because you keep telling them how you are resolved every evening not to have a big breakfast from McDonald's the next morning, and how you fail to follow your own advice every morning?

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be careful.. all addictions are .. well,, addictive..xx good luck

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Because you keep telling them how you are resolved every evening not to have a big breakfast from McDonald's the next morning, and how you fail to follow your own advice every morning?
No, that's our dirty little secret. shhhh... Don't tell Bob.