A Mr. Sandbag's rating

...looks like a Sci-Fi monster, at the beginning ti is so small that you feel relaxed, and even want to caress it, and after 10 moves it becomes bigger, after 20 moves you are in trouble, Mr. Sandbag has already an advantage, and when you resign in around 30th move, you are swallowed by monstrous, abominable slimy giant, that cute little thing grew til an adult Alien, and you are dead.

Originally posted by vandervelde
...looks like a Sci-Fi monster, at the beginning ti is so small that you feel relaxed, and even want to caress it, and after 10 moves it becomes bigger, after 20 moves you are in trouble, Mr. Sandbag has already an advantage, and when you resign in around 30th move, you are swallowed by monstrous, abominable slimy giant, that cute little thing grew til an adult Alien, and you are dead.

Originally posted by lemondrop
I'm sorry but I need someone to translate for me

Originally posted by Ponderable
It is a poetic description about the Feeling v. had when playing against a Person who was rated several hunderd Points lower and sudeenly played on a Niveau several hundred Points higher.

Originally posted by vandervelde
...looks like a Sci-Fi monster, at the beginning ti is so small that you feel relaxed, and even want to caress it, and after 10 moves it becomes bigger, after 20 moves you are in trouble, Mr. Sandbag has already an advantage, and when you resign in around 30th move, you are swallowed by monstrous, abominable slimy giant, that cute little thing grew til an adult Alien, and you are dead.

Originally posted by Kegge
But you didn't resign after 30 moves. You resigned after one or two. Bad sportsmanship on your part. Besides that I don't think Ulf T is sandbagging at all. His rating dropped from 2500 to 1000 after being timed-out a lot of times in August 2015. He started playing again in June 2016.

You are just a pathetic whiner.

Originally posted by Kegge
You are just a pathetic whiner.

Originally posted by vandervelde
... at the beginning ti is so small that you feel relaxed, and even want to caress it, and after 10 moves it becomes bigger, after 20 moves you are in trouble... abominable slimy giant... that cute little thing grew...

Originally posted by lemondrop
I'm sorry but I need someone to translate for me

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by vandervelde
There couldn't be more wrong statement in universe.

Originally posted by FMF
... Wygląda jak potwór science-fiction, na początku ti jest tak mała, że czujesz się zrelaksowany, a nawet chcą go (to żart Google Translate nie jest bardzo śmieszne) i po 10 ruchów staje się większy, po 20 ruchów pieścić jesteś w tarapatach, pan Worków ma już przewagę, a kiedy rezygnuje się około 30 ruchu, zostanie połknięty przez potwornego, odrażającego slimy giganta, że słodkie maleństwo Alien Dorastałem til dorosłego, i jesteś martwy.

Originally posted by vandervelde
Fu.ck you!
Did I ever mention anyone's name here?
It is you who is insulting him - who ever U... might be - and your filthy accusations put under my door rug.
Go to your cave together with your accomplice who ever You are.

Originally posted by Kegge
Your game history is obvious. Cry some more.