Airport security control - question

Originally posted by FMF
Wouldn't that be a bit like this though...

Me: Hello. I am lying about a chicken crossing the road, but bear with me: why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get to the airport ** ...
{etc. etc. involving a joke based on a lie about security control)

** Please note that I'm trying to keep this on topic vandervelde.

Or...

Me: Hi there. There ...[text shortened]... religious stereotypes. Honestly.
Answer: Thanks for mentioning that you were lying 'up front'.

What you really want is to simply take over other people's posts and see how long you can extend your little run.

Originally posted by sonhouse
What you really want is to simply take over other people's posts and see how long you can extend your little run.

Get a room, you two. We don't want to read your little personal squabbles, they're of no interest.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Get a room, you two. We don't want to read your little personal squabbles, they're of no interest.

How right you are. Besides, he's too ugly🙂