are there any...

eatmybishop

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25 Feb 07 11:45

eatmybishop

Joined: 29 Jan 07
Moves: 3614

25 Feb 07 11:45

...nice women on this site who would like to show me their chess..?

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

25 Feb 07 11:47

Originally posted by eatmybishop
...nice women on this site who would like to show me their chess..?

Get a haircut and a job hippy.

See, shell...that was kindness 🙂

Mathurine

sorozatgyilkos

leölés ellenfeleim

Joined: 15 Jul 06
Moves: 40507

25 Feb 07 11:49

Originally posted by eatmybishop
...nice women on this site who would like to show me their chess..?

Sure thing. Get rid of that "provisional status", then I'll eat your bishop (and the rest of your pieces!)

😉😀

MissShell

living hard

ends of the earth

Joined: 05 Sep 03
Moves: 20407

25 Feb 07 11:52

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Get a haircut and a job hippy.

See, shell...that was kindness 🙂

hahaha ok that was good..

could have gone harder though i would have excused it in this one case! 😉

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

25 Feb 07 11:53

Originally posted by MissShell
hahaha ok that was good..

could have gone harder though i would have excused it in this one case! 😉

For you babes..ah'll kick im in the nutz 😉

MissShell

living hard

ends of the earth

Joined: 05 Sep 03
Moves: 20407

25 Feb 07 11:57

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
For you babes..ah'll kick im in the nutz 😉

have you thought of using his thread title and first post for your internet dating opening line?

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

25 Feb 07 12:49

Originally posted by MissShell
have you thought of using his thread title and first post for your internet dating opening line?

No, because i have used my penis for something other than pissing out of 😛

Daemon Sin

I'm A Mighty Pirate™

PaTROLLING the forum

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Moves: 36332

25 Feb 07 12:56

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
No, because i have used my penis for something other than pissing out of 😛

Elephant impressions in charades?

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

25 Feb 07 13:02

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Elephant impressions in charades?

Playing tents.

Mathurine

sorozatgyilkos

leölés ellenfeleim

Joined: 15 Jul 06
Moves: 40507

25 Feb 07 13:29

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
No, because i have used my penis for something other than pissing out of 😛

coarse fishing, perchance ??

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

25 Feb 07 13:33

Originally posted by Mathurine
coarse fishing, [b]perchance ??[/b]

I've bagged a few fishy things in my time, that is true 😛

Mathurine

sorozatgyilkos

leölés ellenfeleim

Joined: 15 Jul 06
Moves: 40507

25 Feb 07 14:13

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I've bagged a few fishy things in my time, that is true 😛

dry-fly or maggot? 😉

eatmybishop

Joined: 29 Jan 07
Moves: 3614

25 Feb 07 20:41

Originally posted by Mathurine
Sure thing. Get rid of that "provisional status", then I'll eat your bishop (and the rest of your pieces!)

😉😀

sounds great mathurine, can't wait. dont you like provisionals then, a little too innocent for you..? you could always ease me in gently..!

Nordlys

The sky

Joined: 05 Apr 05
Moves: 10385

25 Feb 07 20:46

Originally posted by eatmybishop
...nice women on this site who would like to show me their chess..?

No, there are no nice women on this site.

Amaurote

No Name Maddox

County Doledrum

Joined: 04 Feb 05
Moves: 16156

25 Feb 07 20:49

Well, that all depends. If by "nice women" you mean "hairy-arsed blokes" the answer would emphatically be in the affirmative.