Corrupt a Wish game

Originally posted by thetank444
I grant that wish, men are on their way to your house to pack up your possesions and move you to your new residence.

The playboy mansion. Your new job is to be the tanning lotion supervisor, your salary will twice whatever it is know. All the bunnies have been ordered to pretend all you jokes are funny. Hugh will take a liking to you and make you his h ...[text shortened]... the job however, you will contract a violent silicon allergy.




I wish I was a lightbulb.

Granted

But you're a grow light in a marijuana growing operation and the cops just kicked the door in.

I wish I could go on a cruise

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Granted

But you're a grow light in a marijuana growing operation and the cops just kicked the door in.

I wish I could go on a cruise

Granted, but the cruise you go on is Tom.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but the cruise you go on is Tom.

I wish there were a wish to grant.

Originally posted by I14U2NV
I wish there were a wish to grant.

Granted, but the wish you grant is Hugh Grant.

I wish I could strap a missile to my back and fly to the moon.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but the wish you grant is Hugh Grant.

I wish I could strap a missile to my back and fly to the moon.

granted but the moon will explode when ya get there.

I wish I could wish upon a shooting star.

Originally posted by mattwyrick
granted but the moon will explode when ya get there.

I wish I could wish upon a shooting star.

granted. But then it shoots you.

I wish I was a pop-god.

Originally posted by Alcra
granted. But then it shoots you.

I wish I was a pop-god.

Granted, but you're Lance Bass.

He's gay.

Originally posted by Alcra
granted. But then it shoots you.

I wish I was a pop-god.

Granted, but now pop is dead and you powers and immortality are gone.


I wish the world was at peace.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Granted, but now pop is dead and you powers and immortality are gone.


I wish the world was at peace.

Granted, but everybody has died.

I wish that Dr Pepper was healthy.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Granted, but now pop is dead and you powers and immortality are gone.


I wish the world was at peace.

Granted, but Red Night is Supreme Ruler of the World.


I wish someone would clean my house for me.

Originally posted by reader1107
Granted, but Red Night is Supreme Ruler of the World.


I wish someone would clean my house for me.

Granted, but for the cost of your house.

I wish I was better at chess.

Originally posted by I14U2NV
Granted, but for the cost of your house.

I wish I was better at chess.

Granted, but you suck at life.

I wish I could learn to like beer.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but you suck at life.

I wish I could learn to like beer.

Granted. You can drink - and like - beer, but to your friends it would look like you were eating gummy bears.

I wish I had more dice.

Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted. You can drink - and like - beer, but to your friends it would look like you were eating gummy bears.

I wish I had more dice.

Granted,You are in vegas with 12 pairs of dice.You are at the craps table and it is discovered that all your dice are loaded.You claim it is ok because you are loaded too.

I wish I was loaded in Vegas.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,You are in vegas with 12 pairs of dice.You are at the craps table and it is discovered that all your dice are loaded.You claim it is ok because you are loaded too.

I wish I was loaded in Vegas.

Granted, but you're loaded with the penis of an assless chaps wearing guy named Albert.