Corrupt a Wish game

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but you're loaded with the penis of an assless chaps wearing guy named Albert.

Uh I wish there was a wish to mess up.
Hi Al......ouch!!

Originally posted by aspviper666
Uh I wish there was a wish to mess up.
Hi Al......ouch!!

Granted, but it repairs itself after a while.

I wish brocoli was banned.

Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted, but it repairs itself after a while.

I wish brocoli was banned.

granted: brussel sprouts, dirt, and cabbage every meal for you

I wish I was the fattest man alive.

Originally posted by mattwyrick
granted: brussel sprouts, dirt, and cabbage every meal for you

I wish I was the fattest man alive.

Granted, but from now on, it's brussel sprouts, dirt, and cabbage every meal for you

I wish I knew Chuck Norris

Originally posted by mattwyrick
granted: brussel sprouts, dirt, and cabbage every meal for you

I wish I was the fattest man alive.

Granted.

I wish I could be hairless.

Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted, but from now on, it's brussel sprouts, dirt, and cabbage every meal for you

I wish I knew Chuck Norris

Granted, but you know the bottom of his boot better than you know him.

I wish I could roundhouse like Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but you know the bottom of his boot better than you know him.

I wish I could roundhouse like Chuck Norris.

Granted, but in your first attempt you hit a dog. And it's on TV. Live. In Prime Time. With your name and adress on the screen.

I'd wish I had a dog.

Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted, but in your first attempt you hit a dog. And it's on TV. Live. In Prime Time. With your name and adress on the screen.

I'd wish I had a dog.

Granted, but it's your dog that I roundhoused.

I wish Conan O'Brien would bring back the Walker lever.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but it's your dog that I roundhoused.

I wish Conan O'Brien would bring back the Walker lever.

Granted, but he brings it back operating out of your anus.


I wish Cameron Diaz would go back to looking like she did in The Mask.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Granted, but he brings it back operating out of your anus.


I wish Cameron Diaz would go back to looking like she did in The Mask.

Granted,but now you look like Jim Carrey with the mask on.
I wish I was in the land of cotton.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but now you look like Jim Carrey with the mask on.
I wish I was in the land of cotton.

Granted, but now you're a slave.

I wish I could spend 24 hours with Alan Rickman.

Originally posted by reader1107
Granted, but now you're a slave.

I wish I could spend 24 hours with Alan Rickman.

Granted,you are a body crab.
I wish Massa would let me have some water.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,you are a body crab.
I wish Massa would let me have some water.

granted, but he just urinated in it and dumped it on your head.


I wish I got the money Jim Carey did for doing The Mask...

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
granted, but he just urinated in it and dumped it on your head.


I wish I got the money Jim Carey did for doing The Mask...

Granted,but he spent it all before he had it.He bought a carved marble swimming pool.
I wish I was a honkie again.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but he spent it all before he had it.He bought a carved marble swimming pool.
I wish I was a honkie again.

granted, but you're albino.

i wish i never had to sleep.